The Hunt for Dark Breakfast

With a theoretical model of breakfast, can we derive the existence of “dark breakfasts,” breakfasts that we know must exist, but have never observed?

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“We do not know why the Dark Breakfast Abyss is empty. But by anthropic reasoning, we should conclude that it is empty for good reason. The International House of Pancakes is playing a dangerous game.”

@mhoye As I was reading, when I hit the Dark Breakfast Quadrant the first thing I thought of was, "IHOP!" lol

This is truly brilliant.