Y'know what's funny?

I spend a lot of time thinking about and working on technology to make it easier for folks to have privacy in their comms,

But most of my chats are like:

"awawawawawa"

[furry sticker]

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[furry sticker]

"why are compilers, man?"

@soatok

if chat privacy were only for chats that need it, using privacy would be a giveaway

@matildalove Yes exactly

If anyone ever hacks my Signal account they will be bored to tears

(unless they also awoo)

@soatok @matildalove "This is so boring! Where's the good stuff? Why is there nothing worth blackmailing with here? All these layers of encryption for this? It must be a red herring. His real important communications must be hidden somewhere else, hidden in plain sight,, somewhere no one would ever suspect sensitive things to be hidden… MATRIX!!!"
@jackemled @soatok @matildalove quick! Take every capital letter and put every third letter together sequentially! Wait! This makes no sense!… we're working with a master of disguise..