Thank you windows 11 for pushing serious users to other operating systems

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Ever sit down in front of the oven and wait for food to be done?

Oh kotor2 you silly goose
Can't load the game in handheld mode? Try desktop mode! 

Captchas but instead of choosing the squares of a stop sign we're folding prions

Installing multiple mods to Kotor feels like a game of keep talking and nobody explodes between me and a four year old article on neocities

Okay hear me out. Y'know those large battery packs for mains power devices? With modern battery tech a battery pack shaped like a Jerry can would be viable

I wanna talk to the guy who thought we should have flashes of vertigo while in bed "as a treat"