Quinn NortonI am watching the thing, but in my defense, I'm in bed, and have been drinking AMA
Should i keep drinking? Y/N
Do they have to wear the little black robes all the time? Do they lose their seat if they wear a tracksuit?
For the record, I'm already falling asleep. Satan give me strength, because God wants no part in this.
SO MUCH CHEEK FILLER
If cheek filler was radioactive, all of DC would be slowly dying demon core style.
My cat isn't appreciating this deviation from our normal routine.
I know most people in my circles are boycotting this speech, but consider: he could die of a heart attack at any moment.
The most endearing thing about Americans is that we never have a clue when we're supposed to stand up or sit down.
Let's start the Like no one has ever seen before count.
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recorded history goes back about a hundred years?
ah making up shit. I can't really follow it.
He still doesn't understand that tariffs are on Americas.
Also we're the hottest country, presumably that the national mar-a-lago face
More Americans are working today than ever, especially those lazy-ass kids.
the way he says the state of our union is strong makes me want to sue him for sexual assault
*incoherent screaming*
(no really, I swear)
JD Vance is going to rip off his face to reveal that he's Cthulu any moment now
The American women's hockey team will soon becoming to the Whitehouse, hog tied and sedated.
"It's called the presidential medal of freedom" you know it's what you get at the Olympics, famously
they're doing a standing ovation for the LA Olympics. You know that thing that happens every four years that the president does, on his own.
Once again just making up numbers, from a disaster he ...kind of... caused.
Sorry I dozed off there for a bit
$5,000 for the year for Megan! That should get you a couple month's rent!
I know y'all don't want to watch this because he's an evil man, but consider, he's also stultifyingly boring as well.
I don't know how many times i have to say this: TARIFFS ARE PAID BY AMERICANS CONSUMERS
My poor partner finally broke with a "that's not how anything works!"
We know honey, we know.
Oh nice he's going hard enough on the mic to get distortion
new theory, I think I'm onto something, I think he's a markov chain that loops back so, so often.
LIKE IT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE
I literally have no idea what he's talking about now.
HERE COME 600% REDUCTIONS par-tay
We're all praying for Cathy
something something rate payer for ai shit
it's going to be GREAT for everyone who doesn't get nose bleeds from the noise pollution
ok, so social security and medicare people, start worrying.
GUYS GUYS 1000 AMERICAN DOLLARS EACH YEAR your retirement is finally safe
we got a new war on something. couldn't make out what
WOOOHOOO WE'RE GONNA BEAT that thing
WOOOHOOO WE'RE GONNA BEAT that thing
Maybe somali pirates? in landlocked states? we're goin to town people
Please stand up to the crippled child.
Man I don't even know how to make fun of this.
apparently we're going to outlaw a thing that's already not legal, I guess I can agree with that.
makin shit up
I want the dem response to be looking to camera, saying "well that just happened" and walk off set.
gunstick
Diane
Karen E. Lund 💙💛@quinn And he rambles incoherently, repeating himself and contradicting himself at random.
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🤣 “repeating himself and contradicting himself at random”
Too good!! 😊