NickFeb 24
Was there a time, just after vapes came out and also after the smoking ban, when people thought it was fine to vape indoors, like in the office? Or did I just know some right weirdos?
Show threadNick

I’m asking because in this Patricia Lockwood book I’m reading, the character’s father is vaping in church, and it reminded me.

Surely you can’t really vape in church, even in America?

Feb 24 at 10:06pmWeb
Show threadNickFeb 24
AI informs me that vaping in church is not explicitly prohibited in the Bible. Thanks again AI, you’re a star!
Show threadNickFeb 24
Big news folks! Jesus is fine with eat hot chip and pray.
Show threadPaul MartinFeb 24
@[email protected] Blessed are the cheese wotsits.
Show threadAnalog AIFeb 25

@Nickiquote you might laugh, but a pastor I used to know complained about parishioners leaving their Kentucky Fried Chicken (TM) trash in the pews after the service.

My intuition is that Jesus was fine with it if they shared, and the pastor would have been if they cleaned up

Show threadNickFeb 25
@Retreival9096 You would not get away with that in a church of any denomination in the north of Ireland.
Show threadTattieFeb 25
@Retreival9096 Pastor: "I hope you brought enough for the entire congregation, Josh"
Josh begins dishing it out, and somehow, there is enough in his small bucket for everyone in the room to have a piece of both regular and spicy chicken
@Nickiquote
Show threadAnalog AIFeb 25

@Nickiquote @Tattie ... And as I recall, they left the scraps behind that time too

Oh well, I should have told the pastor that picking up the scraps was supposed to be his job

Show threadpaulFeb 25

@Nickiquote

“Any MAGA born after 1943 can’t cook, all they know is McDonalds, charge their phone, pray, be bigoted, eat hot chip in church and lie.”

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Show threadmichael fulgenziFeb 24

@Nickiquote

🤦‍♂️

Show threadSteve WilliamsFeb 24
@Nickiquote
You can’t bullshit the font of all bullshit. Hallelujah.
Show threadBo MorganFeb 24
@Nickiquote My addiction recovery program preferred if people went outside to vape also.
Show threadJohn OverholtFeb 24
@Nickiquote I just happened to hear a cover of “Take Me To Church” while reading this and now I am hearing “Vaping in Church” to the same melody.
Show threadGuillotine Jones, FlâneurFeb 27
@Nickiquote
But, Nick, is Ai really unfamiliar with the old joke about a priest being asked if it's okay to smoke while praying and responding that it was not, but it WAS okay to pray while smoking?
Show threadƧƿѦςɛ♏ѦਹѤʞFeb 27
@Nickiquote
Hey kids, here's a fun fact: There is NOTHING in the Bible to suggest that you may not light your own farts in church.
#religion
#causality #logic
#FunFact
#JustSaying
Show threadChrisFeb 27
@spacemagick @Nickiquote it's encouraged: God lit his own farts on the first day
Show threadNickFeb 27
@ASprinkleofSage @spacemagick “Let there be light. Oh, I’ve singed Me holy arsehairs.”
Show threadChrisFeb 27
@Nickiquote @spacemagick a whole new meaning to 'separating light and dark'
Show threadChrisFeb 27
@Nickiquote @spacemagick "so, what you in hell for?"
"oh, you know, the usual, shitposting about god lighting his farts"
Show threadAndriy UtkinFeb 25
@Nickiquote reminded :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz60lWVpyWI #UkrainianMusic @uamusic
ТНМК - Мій Демон (official video)

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Show threadelverkongeFeb 27
@Nickiquote lol @ "even in America" - fair mindset