NickFeb 24
Was there a time, just after vapes came out and also after the smoking ban, when people thought it was fine to vape indoors, like in the office? Or did I just know some right weirdos?
Show threadNickFeb 24

I’m asking because in this Patricia Lockwood book I’m reading, the character’s father is vaping in church, and it reminded me.

Surely you can’t really vape in church, even in America?

Show threadNickFeb 24
AI informs me that vaping in church is not explicitly prohibited in the Bible. Thanks again AI, you’re a star!
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@Nickiquote
Hey kids, here's a fun fact: There is NOTHING in the Bible to suggest that you may not light your own farts in church.
#religion
#causality #logic
#FunFact
#JustSaying
Feb 27 at 4:31pmWeb
Show threadChrisFeb 27
@spacemagick @Nickiquote it's encouraged: God lit his own farts on the first day
Show threadNickFeb 27
@ASprinkleofSage @spacemagick “Let there be light. Oh, I’ve singed Me holy arsehairs.”
Show threadChrisFeb 27
@Nickiquote @spacemagick a whole new meaning to 'separating light and dark'
Show threadChrisFeb 27
@Nickiquote @spacemagick "so, what you in hell for?"
"oh, you know, the usual, shitposting about god lighting his farts"