NickFeb 24
Was there a time, just after vapes came out and also after the smoking ban, when people thought it was fine to vape indoors, like in the office? Or did I just know some right weirdos?
Show threadNickFeb 24

I’m asking because in this Patricia Lockwood book I’m reading, the character’s father is vaping in church, and it reminded me.

Surely you can’t really vape in church, even in America?

Show threadNickFeb 24
AI informs me that vaping in church is not explicitly prohibited in the Bible. Thanks again AI, you’re a star!
Show threadNick
Big news folks! Jesus is fine with eat hot chip and pray.
Feb 24 at 10:26pmWeb
Show threadPaul MartinFeb 24
@[email protected] Blessed are the cheese wotsits.
Show threadAnalog AIFeb 25

@Nickiquote you might laugh, but a pastor I used to know complained about parishioners leaving their Kentucky Fried Chicken (TM) trash in the pews after the service.

My intuition is that Jesus was fine with it if they shared, and the pastor would have been if they cleaned up

Show threadNickFeb 25
@Retreival9096 You would not get away with that in a church of any denomination in the north of Ireland.
Show threadTattieFeb 25
@Retreival9096 Pastor: "I hope you brought enough for the entire congregation, Josh"
Josh begins dishing it out, and somehow, there is enough in his small bucket for everyone in the room to have a piece of both regular and spicy chicken
@Nickiquote
Show threadAnalog AIFeb 25

@Nickiquote @Tattie ... And as I recall, they left the scraps behind that time too

Oh well, I should have told the pastor that picking up the scraps was supposed to be his job

Show threadpaulFeb 25

@Nickiquote

“Any MAGA born after 1943 can’t cook, all they know is McDonalds, charge their phone, pray, be bigoted, eat hot chip in church and lie.”

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