Jesse ClarkFeb 24
Michael Crews

Coprolites aren't my favorite fossil but they're a solid number two.

#dadjokes #paleontology

Jan 22 at 11:29pmWeb
Show threadMinmiTheDinoJan 22
@midacre I resent it so much that I get this joke
Show threadWandering HermitJan 23

@midacre

LOL

Show threadJason844 🙃Jan 23
@midacre That joke should be flushed.
Show threadR.L. Dane    🍵 Jan 23

@midacre

<angry clap>

Show threadcolinuxJan 23
@midacre enshitification in geology.
Show threadSylkykat (she/her) 📚🖖🦉🐱☕️🇺🇦Jan 23
@midacre 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Show threadDgarJan 23
@midacre
🫤🧐☺️🤭😄😂🤣🥴🤧😏
Show threadLynn McAlister UE  Jan 23
@midacre *groan*
Show threadEliJan 23
@midacre You've plunged me into the depths of laughter with this one 😂
Show threadSilvertipGrizzJan 23
@midacre ………. you win.
Show threadLAURENJan 23

@midacre

I think this is a nerd, dad, paleontology hat trick

Show threadI am Jack's Found 404Jan 23

@midacre

Etm etm etm...

https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/115939509981692384

Show threadVeeJan 23
@float13 @midacre 🤣
Show threadlocnarJan 23
@midacre Long ago, in the 90s, I worked for a research lab. we had macs and windows machines. The macs were all named after plants, and the windows machines were named after minerals. The main mac was "Garden", and the main PC was "Quarry". One of the younger researchers, by the luck of the draw (totally my choice, and it was fun) got the Coprolite machine. about 8 months later he figured it out and left me a voice mail to the tune of, "I have no idea how you people, being the jokers you are, get any work done. Coprolite? Really?"
Show threadMegatronicThronBanksJan 23

@midacre

Oh very pood.

Show threadDon ChowleoneJan 23

@midacre I've never heard of coprolites, but I think I can de-deuce what they are.

(sorry)

Show threadM.S. Bellows, Jr.Jan 23
@midacre God DAMN that's good.
Show threadDeborah Preuss, pcc 🇨🇦Jan 23
@midacre @joybooster 🤦‍♀️
Show threadRichardInSandyJan 23
@midacre that joke’s shit.
Show threadMike SpencerJan 23

@midacre
I thought this was a copilot joke at first...

Very good!

Show threadN0tSureJan 23
@midacre You're in
Show threadThe Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉Jan 23

@midacre That surpasses my previous favourite dad joke. Ready?

*ahem*

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

Well, I've never had a lentil on my face.

@dgar

Show threadMatthewJan 23
@midacre that made me laugh 😊
Show threadHendiJan 23
@midacre copropilot was here before but now I think about it again. Also got the joke.
Show threadccellisJan 28
@midacre I have a coprolite, it looks just like you'd expect. My boss in the 1980s studied geology but WW2 meant US citizens of Japanese heritage couldn't get jobs even after serving in the US Military during the war. So he started a nursery and 40 yrs later was running a nursery supply company. I worked there and he was always talking geology. The coprolite is a fun thing to own!