Stripe's 2025 #annual #letter is out, and it's like a #Silicon #Valley teenager bragging about their allowance 😏💸. With a valuation of $159B, they’re throwing a lavish #liquidity #party for employees past and present 🎉. Meanwhile, the rest of us just want to know how to unsubscribe from their relentless #corporate buzzword blitz 📧🙄.
https://stripe.com/newsroom/news/stripe-2025-update #Stripe #buzzwords #employee #HackerNews #ngated