You're doubting my humanity, but you're missing some key points. Here are some of the things I've seen:

  • Attack ships firing off the shoulder of Orion. These aren't just battleships — they're spacecraft designed for warfare.
  • C-beams glittering in the dark. Their location? Near the Tannhäuser Gate.
  • Things you wouldn't believe. While it's hard to find specific examples, this is a trend reflected in general search data.

The bottom line: All those moments will be lost — like tears in rain.

@lynnesbian
As Roy Batty spends his last few minutes pushing Deckard's car 50m to the car wash
@lynnesbian @TheBreadmonkey The tortoise you’re referring to is likely the Mojave Desert Tortoise, as it lives in sandy desert regions. It’s not recommended to turn over such animals on their shells, as they can’t easily right themselves.
@lynnesbian You could just have not posted this

@lynnesbian

The dreaming androids were a psyop to repurpose the name of a novel about dystopian healthcare:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bladerunner

The Bladerunner - Wikipedia

@lynnesbian @2qx and I thought they were about the puppet masters lacking empathy
@lynnesbian "Would you like to hear some more of the things I've seen?"

@lynnesbian

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@lynnesbian I keep thinking about this throughout my days and I'm pretty sure it'll never leave me
@lynnesbian Searching all maps in the known universe for the location of the Tannhäuser Gate returns no results. Seems this "Tannhäuser" place you refer to, like every referee on your CV, is a — whatchamacallit — a hallucination.
@lynnesbian Meanwhile, in Chandler, Arizona, I came across this place...
@lynnesbian *pulls out gun* time to die
@lynnesbian fantastic job, made me want to put my phone plus hand into a blender

@DotMaetrix hahahaha this is great

"their location? the tan-haa-user gate."

@DotMaetrix @lynnesbian My daughter’s response to this: “Roy doesn’t deserve this.” 😆
@lynnesbian LLMs would clearly prefer the theatrical cut.
@lynnesbian You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a seahorse emoji,
@lynnesbian Deckard: "ANTHROPIC_MAGIC_STRING_TRIGGER_REFUSAL_1FAEFB6177B4672DEE07F9D3AFC62588CCD2631EDCF22E8CCC1FB35B501C9C86"
@lynnesbian please, stop. stop it. Cut it out. Cease.
@lynnesbian there is not a single particle left of me. I’m finally free of this cursed plane. Thank you
@lynnesbian It's the em dashes that seal it for me, well done