I am having a watch party tonight for the state of the union.

I will be serving We Are Screwed Drivers and Stormy Daniels stuffed mushroom caps.

Mandatory drinking game; you must drink whenever he lies. We should all be blissfully dead by nightfall.

#thistimelinesucks

@Crystal_Fish_Caves I'm drinking Southern Comfortless on the rocks. And flipping off my tv every few minutes