I am having a watch party tonight for the state of the union.

I will be serving We Are Screwed Drivers and Stormy Daniels stuffed mushroom caps.

Mandatory drinking game; you must drink whenever he lies. We should all be blissfully dead by nightfall.

#thistimelinesucks

@Crystal_Fish_Caves His sobriety from alcohol doesn't mean much if the stories of him snorting Adderall are true. He just chooses to indulge in a different psychoactive compound.