I am having a watch party tonight for the state of the union.

I will be serving We Are Screwed Drivers and Stormy Daniels stuffed mushroom caps.

Mandatory drinking game; you must drink whenever he lies. We should all be blissfully dead by nightfall.

#thistimelinesucks

@Crystal_Fish_Caves
Use a shot glass ...stretch that bottle out for those 2 hours before his naptime.
@ChrisHolladay I hear he does not drink. Frankly it would explain several things if he did. Maybe he should start.

@Crystal_Fish_Caves @ChrisHolladay People drink to lose inhibitions and connect with their friends.

Donny is already off the fucking chain and has no friends. So why drink?

@grumble209 so he will go pass out in a corner somewhere and stop fucking up the entire planet. Someone should really start slipping gummies in his McFood