1/n I’m on a long train trip again! I’m almost out of data, and have a ton of work to do, but will try to share interesting updates if they arise.

Before the internet starts mansplaining trains again:
- yes, I’m aware of the existence of quiet cars,
- yes, I book my seats in advance, and in those quiet cars if available,
- yes, I know that I can book 1st class tickets and do so depending on availability and other factors.

In fact, I’ve been on my train for only 30 minutes and am already regretting paying an extra 20 € for first class. One of the passengers here is exceptionally disgusting, he’s sitting opposite of me, and it’s busy enough that I cannot really move.

#LatourOnTour #Treinleven #Trains #Travelogue

2/n cold wind at Utrecht central station, but I have oat milk coffee from AH to go, so all is good.

#LatourOnTour #Travelogue #Treinleven #Utrecht

3/n Train manager: "In a few minutes we will arrive in Arnhem. Special announcement to all the pickpockets in my train: please get off my train here, without anything extra."

#TreinLeven #DeutscheBahn #NS #LatourOnTour #Travelogue

4/n Of course the couple in front of me and the man behind me are yapping to each other and their phone. Consequently, I've now had Stuck In The Middle With You stuck in my head for the last 30 minutes or so.

#LatourOnTour #Treinleven #RuheBereich

5/n The guy next to me just told the phone-calling guy behind me to respect the quiet zone. I think we have an early contender for the award of Ideal Fellow Traveller today!

#DeutscheBahn #QuietZone #RuheBereich #LatourOnTour #Travelogue #Trains

6/n In a tragic turn of events, the guy next to me just lost his lead in the Ideal Fellow Traveller competition by making a phone call 🤦‍♀️

#LatourOnTour #Travelogue #Trains #QuietZone

7/n My next connecting will be in about 2 hours. Just noticed that my connecting train is delayed by 15 minutes. I only have 12 minutes for the connection after that. Will I get Deutsche-Bahned? Place your bets now.

#DeutscheBahn #Trains #LatourOnTour #Travelogue

yes, this is as inevitable as the Tax Man
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8/n One man making a conference call, two other men yapping at each other, guy next to me on his fourth phone call. Sad to report that silence is too much to ask of a 1st class quiet zone.

#LatourOnTour #QuietZone #DeutscheBahn #Trains #Travelogue

9/n Train manager: "Dames en heren, onze machinist is begonnen met het inzetten van de landing op Frankfurt Flughafen, en we zullen daar dan over vijf minuten landen."

#Treinleven #DeutscheBahn #LatourOnTour #Frankfurt #Trains

10/n My train arrived in Mannheim 8 minutes delayed. Connecting train now has a 20 minute delay, so that’s okay. Sadly not enough time for an exciting #LatourDetour (also because of more luggage than usual and massive period cramps). Hopefully it won’t get delayed by more, because I’m quite cold.

#LatourOnTour #DeutscheBahn #Mannheim #Trains

11/n I want y'all to know that the dog-owning couple who sat in front of me on my previous train, went for walkies here.

#Mannheim #LatourOnTour #Travelogue #Trains

12/n I guess you can count on SBB, because I made it on the train to Zürich!

The chairs here are a bit old and creaky, so every time someone moves, it sounds like somebody got lucky.

https://mathstodon.xyz/@anna/116119366309546611

#SBB #LatourOnTour #Travelogue #Trains #Zurich

13/n I'm always amazed at how close to the tracks people live here in Basel. Also: I got a free drink. In the previous train I felt like dozing off, and on this one the seats are super comfy and it's quite warm here, so I guess I'll take some of that caffeine, thank you.

#LatourOnTour #FreeDrink #Basel #Trains #Travel #Travelogue

14/n Only *just* made my connection in Zürich, due to bad lift luck. Entered the platform at exactly the other end of the train from where I needed to be, so ended up pushing my suitcase through the entire train to reach my booked seat, only to find a Very Loud Italian ™️ next to me making a conference call.

A few intense Dirty Looks ™️ later, and he's comparatively quiet now. At least he disinfects his hands before opening his Coca Cola, so I guess Fellow Traveller Hygiene has improved compared to this morning. I can now endure the smell of cola in silence.

#Zurich #SBB #LatourOnTour #Travelogue #Trains

15/n Couldn't get close enough to a Zug sign for a Zugfie, so y'all have to make do with a picture of a faraway Zug sign.

#Zug #JetLagTheGame #JetLagHideAndSeek #JetLagSchengenShowdown #LatourOnTour #Trains #Travelogue #Switzerland

16/n I can hardly believe it, but it looks like I might arrive in Lugano on time‽

I do notice that every time I decide to splurge on my ticket, I have no delays (and hence no money back...), even though I do plan for delays (by leaving extra early and bringing extra provisions etc).

Oh well. At least that means that there might be some good Italian food in my near future, which is a definite plus :)

#LatourOnTour #Trains #Switzerland #SBB #DeutscheBahn

17/n Greetings from Lugano! Made it here without delay, but now my friend is delayed so I have to wait for him 🫠

At least the view is nice!

#LatourOnTour #Lugano #Switzerland #Travrl #Trains #SBB

18/n oh I forgot to tell you! A woman in Basel addressed me as “sir” today. She was yelling “excuse me, sir” and I didn’t respond. She then tapped me on my shoulder.

Will take the fact that I can be mistaken for a “sir” into my next salary negotiations 💅

For the record: I was wearing these in my hair…

#LatourOnTour #Travel

19/19 Time to feast on some Italian bread, cheese and soup. Simple, but nice and cosy after a long day. Thank you for keeping me company!

#LatourOnTour #Travel

20/19 Oh, I also forgot to tell you that the coffee bar with the model railway on the ceiling is still being renovated

#Lugano #LatourOnTour #Coffee #Trains

@anna Bah, these unreliable Italians...
@massimolauria lol why are we blaming the Italians, tho? 😭
@anna I have visited lugano twice and had no idea that existed 😯. Hopefully, it'll be open again when I'm next in town 🤞
@murein to avoid disappointment: the model trains are stationary in the model railway; they don't drive upside-down

@anna Cue cliché Italian music without Pharrel, Daft Punk or oinking.

edit: 🎶 Here I am, stuck in the tiramisu 🎶 during your dessert.

#LaTourOnTourSoundtrack

@anna sounds like a good time for some mad cowboy jazz by Ennio Morricone or the disco styling of Giorgio Moroder

@anna well, I'd say they are rather feminine accessoires, but they might look reasonably good on long-haired researcher dudes.

By the way, if you've not yet, you might want to consider joining the The Luxuriant Flowing Hair Club for Scientists, https://improbable.com/hair-club/

The Luxuriant Flowing Hair Club for Scientists

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@funkylab I’d probably qualify

#Hair

@anna You think so????
I will have to pick my jaw off the floor; wow! That's not only luxuriantly flowing , that's also extremely pretty hair!

(also, at easily two times my hair's length, it's got less than 0.1 the frizz and spliss, consider me very jealous, but also aware of the amount of care I'm *not* investing in mine)

Had to ad-hoc a selfie to respond; definitely a lot less glamorous than your photo!

@anna
The last time I made that mistake myself I called out "excusez-moi monsieur l'agent", alas it was madame l'agent. In my defense it was dark and she was wearing slacks and a reinforced jacket. Shockingly I lived to tell the tale. She was totally unphased and helpfully answered my question (about parking).
@anna Wow! So lovely! Have so much fun! 💕🎉
@anna If you happen to have time, try a hike up San Salvatore (and take the funicular back down). Photos from two weeks ago ☺️
@datacyclist thanks for the tip! We have no time this time, but it’s definitely on our todo list!

@anna
Last one I swear!

If you're in Lugano, unless you're there precisely for that reason already, you simply must watch this Tim Traveller about Campione d'Italia, the Italian exclave entirely surrounded by Switzerland, right across the lake from Lugano. Good night!

https://youtu.be/n1fqinoNiZE

Why Is There A Tiny Bit Of Italy Inside Switzerland?

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@anna
If you need any more guidance on dirty looks, @arthurr 's cat has a lot to teach us:
https://mamot.fr/@arthurr/116069993907965964
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@anna You probably have a mighty stare, like those two professionals.
@anna love the typographic, multilingual mural welcoming you to Basel.
Or rather luring you to the Basel website
Nice landmark still.
#placemaking
@martijn_geerdes Had never heard of placemaking. Thanks for sharing!

@anna Cue Daft Punk & Pharrell Williams 🎶 😁

#LatourOnTourSoundtrack

@ElBeeToots You know that I never realised that either Daft Punk or Pharrell Williams was involved in that song? 😳

It's been 6.5 years, yet I still cannot think of Pharrell Williams without thinking of this.

#FeralHogs

@ElBeeToots On a related note: I really like this cover of Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, by Pomplamoose

https://youtu.be/fUpdfpOPf4Y

#Music #DaftPunk #Pomplamoose #Funk #HarderBetterFasterStronger #LatourOnTourSoundtrack

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger | Daft Punk | Pomplamoose

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@anna Because I know of certain genres of loud guitar music in which the vocalist employs the 'pig squeal' technique, I can make a mental approximation of feral hogs oinking 'Happy' 😅

@ElBeeToots by the way: Reply All made quite a good episode about the 30-50 feral hogs thing, if I remember correctly.

https://podcasts.apple.com/nl/podcast/reply-all/id941907967

#Podcast #ReplyAll

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@anna Thanks for the suggestion. I'll try to squeeze it into my vacation schedule somewhere 🙂

@anna @ElBeeToots
(free link to the ReplyAll episode: https://podcastindex.org/podcast/320115?episode=305309494 )

And more recently, Jamie Loftus interviewed him (and as usual put a lot of context around it) in sixteenth minute (of fame): https://podcastindex.org/podcast/6895688?episode=33458633700

#podcast

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@anna Hi from Mannheim 👋