healyn
When is the right time to DM a widow?
Feb 22 at 5:42pmWeb
Show threadunlofl [Promoted Toot]Feb 22
@healyn Well, starting at the top, you just need to find an opportunity to demonstrate value, maybe give her a ride to the funeral?
Show threadEnargeiaFeb 22
@healyn the best time to dm a widow was 30 years ago, the second best time is now.
Show threadnitsa 🌸Feb 22
@healyn the trick is getting to know her in her DMs before you kill her spouse
Show threadhealynFeb 22
@moonfaced wish you would have told me this earlier :(
Show threadGentleman ProgrammerFeb 22
@moonfaced @healyn I was also thinking Double Indemnity
Show threadCheerios de BergeracFeb 22
@healyn 20 years ago. The second best time is right now.
Show threadwohaliFeb 22
@healyn well, how horny are you?
Show threadMarioFeb 22
@healyn at night. “Feeling lonely? I can help”
Show threadThee Mighty Peculia 🍄Feb 22
@healyn After dark.
Show threadFoggy (IRL post-timeskip)Feb 23
@healyn depends on whether you killed him or not
Show threadStanley Nerdlinger IIFeb 23
@healyn
According to the Investigative Discovery Channel, you should use a burner phone to DM the widow, unless you want to get caught
Show threadLogan Five ThousandFeb 28
@healyn This gave me a LOL. 😂