What if I wanted to whiff…
Our only hope is to drop team USA hockey jerseys on the revolutionary guard and hope they put them on
I wish this wasn't real, but here we are. The universe wants me to be a hater. I was born for this.
if a libertarian dies in a public park, and no taxpayers are around,
Me on a stupid sports talk show tomorrow: "Venezuela is like Woodrow Wilson, they only won because all of the Jersey Italians didn't play on the US,
OK hater mode disengage I can sleep now