BethAnnFeb 22
Randahl Fink

Roumor:

In response to Trump sending a hospital ship to Greenland, Denmark is now sending a psychiatric hospital ship to Washington D.C.

Feb 22 at 12:01pmIvory for iOS
Show threadMelissa DanceyFeb 22
@randahl haha.
Show threadSusanne LilithFeb 22
@randahl Jedes Land der Welt sollte so ein Schiff dorthin schicken.
Show threadHermannus StegemanFeb 22
@randahl 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Show threadAndré VerhoevenFeb 22
@randahl 😅🤣😂
Show threadBenjamin Lyng JørgensenFeb 22
@randahl I saw Svend Brinkmann suggested sending a library ship full og books and librarians. 😂
Show threadAchim TheobaldFeb 22

@randahl

That would be nice, but it's a waste of money...

Show threadArthur van der HargFeb 22
@randahl Much more useful!
Show threadReiner Jung 🇬🇱 🇺🇦 🇪🇺Feb 22

@randahl well maybe we - as in EU - should send a hospital ship to Washington, as people in the US have no free healthcare system.

https://www.bundeswehr.de/en/organization/equipment/news/contract-conclusion-i-merz-css-berlin-5617734

A hospital at sea – contract for the i-MERZ concluded

CSS “Berlin” receives i-MERZ – contract conclusion

Show threadelpolacodesplegadoFeb 22
@prefec2
They will end up in ICE custody. Send Greenlanders to the ship and stock up on meds for free.
Hashtag FreeShitFromAmerica. Publicize that on American channels and ask MAGA folk if they get shit for free too.
@randahl
Show threadNicolaFeb 22
@elpolacodesplegado @prefec2 @randahl There's no such thing as 'free shit from america', everything they've ever 'given' has come with strings attached and/or debts to be repaid.
Show threadLynn D 🇨🇦Feb 22
@CryogenicIce9 it’s always been a protection racket. @elpolacodesplegado @prefec2 @randahl
Show threadelpolacodesplegadoFeb 22
@CryogenicIce9
The point is to highlight to the MAGA crowd, that their Messiah is spending more money on random foreigners than them.
@prefec2 @randahl
Show threadBeccaFeb 22

@prefec2 @randahl you're not going to hear complaints from anyone of consequence, i.e., non-fascists

send pizza* 😭

*the standard USian method of distress call 😅

Show threadgluttoFeb 22

@randahl

He's REALLY desperate for that golden prize, isn't he? Just ignore all of the other rotten things he's doing to the world, judges.

Show threadMarcella Francesca Feb 22

@glutto @randahl

May he choke in his golden pizza...

Show threadStefan Rother-StübsFeb 22

@bitchboss
May everything he touches turn into gold. And I mean literally everything.

@glutto @randahl

Show threadGiastFeb 22
@randahl Please note, they specialize in egomaniacs and sexual predators🫢🤣🇮🇪
Show threadGhostOnTheHalfShellFeb 22

@randahl

Touché

Well played

If they had sent a proper medical ship to the US, it would be remarkably popular. Europe should do that in general just to make a point.

Show threadJustin DerrickFeb 22
@GhostOnTheHalfShell @randahl And relentlessly promote the miles-long line for free medical treatment.
Show threadHansDieterFeb 22
@randahl en een ander om onverzekerden van gezondheidszorg te voorzien
Show threadJohn UlrikFeb 22
@randahl 🏆
Show threadpaet 🇪🇺Feb 22

@randahl

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/feb/22/greenland-does-not-need-us-hospital-boat-sent-by-trump-says-denmark

Greenland does not need US hospital boat sent by Trump, says Denmark

Prime minister and defence minister rebuff US president’s claim that Arctic islanders are ‘not being taken care of’

The Guardian
Show threadGrumpyDad 🇺🇦🇵🇸Feb 22
@randahl Only one? That'll never be enough.
Show threadHalaanaFeb 22
@randahl Prison hulks and convict ships aren't around any more, but I'm sure we can arrange something.
Show threadQuintessential QuicksandFeb 22
@randahl Denmark sending a ship full of children's toys to Trump to keep his girlfriends busy during meetings
Show threadTheNovemberFella ✊🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦☸️🛰️🚀Feb 22
@sand @[email protected] 😂👍😂
Show threadCharlie Phillips/DolphinchazFeb 22
@randahl 👏 👏 👏 👏
Show threadDread Pirate John Scab🚫Feb 22
@randahl no matter how big it won't be big enough
Show threadBrian M Knoblock 🇺🇸🇳🇴 🦊Feb 22

@randahl

He hasn't quite gotten to the Santa Claus and his reindeer are transporting the evidence Obama is hiding in his mansion's bathroom to the Moon part of his delusion quite yet.

Show threadxs4me2Feb 22

@randahl

Highly needed indeed... 😬

Show threadlucaFeb 22
@randahl I'm sorry to say that it's a wrong move, any single ship can't be enough. It's already endemic.
Show threadGehtsoFeb 22

@randahl

The two US hospital ships are in the shipyard and neither is on its way anywhere.

I don't think there's anything more to say about that.

Except maybe that D.T. is an idiot, but we all know that.

Trump Announces Greenland Hospital Ship Mission as Mercy and Comfort Sit in Alabama Shipyard

https://gcaptain.com/trump-announces-greenland-hospital-ship-mission-as-mercy-and-comfort-sit-in-alabama-shipyard/

Trump Announces Greenland Hospital Ship Mission as Mercy and Comfort Sit in Alabama Shipyard

President Donald Trump announced on Saturday via social media that the United States will send a hospital ship to Greenland to provide medical care, posting alongside an illustration of the...

gCaptain
Show threadRiskyThinkingFeb 22

@Gehtso @randahl Note the article also states that one of the hospital ships is still available at six days' notice.

Moving medical facilities was regarded as an indicator prior to Russian invasion of Ukraine.

Show threadGehtsoFeb 22

@riskythinking

The medical personnel on such ships are not permanently on board but are selected for each mission, and that is unlikely to be done in a few days.
Furthermore, the equipment, medicines, etc. will certainly not be complete because the ship was supposed to go to the shipyard.

@randahl

Show threadRiskyThinkingFeb 22
@Gehtso @randahl Hopefully you are correct. Perhaps I'm reading too much into the six day readiness mentioned in the article.
Show threadGehtsoFeb 22

@riskythinking

I think it's highly unlikely that a hospital ship from the US will arrive in Greenland anytime soon. Especially since there's no need for one there.
The US population probably has a greater need for adequate medical care than any country in Europe.

But I'm no expert..

@randahl

Show threadMarcella Francesca Feb 22

@Gehtso @randahl

Has anyone already said that Trump is an idiot? Just making sure it's well covered.

Show threadhonk if you want to honk Feb 22
@randahl why not a prison ship
Show threadgluttoFeb 22

@daswarkeinhuhn @randahl

They're already building the prisons where they should be locked up into.

Show threadRuth O'DayFeb 22

@randahl

Definitely a #BoostFaveBookmarkTrifecta !

Show threadunattributed 𓂃✍︎Feb 22
@randahl They bettet send a whole floatila...there are a lot of patients in DC.
Show threadSir JoFeb 22

@randahl

Did he pass the hippo test recently? 😀

Show threadSend the RunnersFeb 22
@randahl Fire, brother! Haha, made my morning.
Show threadCecilia | MeraOrdFeb 22
@randahl I wish this was true. Especially if the psychiatric hospital ship had a separate dementia wing.
Show threadAhoFeb 22
@randahl shouldn't it be better to send it to Florida where the fat nutcase hides from reality
Show threadMarcella Francesca Feb 22

@randahl

A ship filled with rat poison to DC would have been more appropriate...

Show threadWillFeb 22
@randahl
Tak but it's going to take a whole fleet!
Show threadIgnacy 🇪🇺Feb 22
@randahl Unlike the former, the latter is badly needed in a country without universal healthcare.
Show threadFemme MalheureuseFeb 22

@randahl Really need a floating memory care facility prepared to treat a dementia patient. Bet EU member states would be willing to help Denmark provide that.

Trump is the same asshat who failed to deploy the naval hospital ship on a timely basis to Puerto Rico to help Hurricane Maria victims - US citizens.

~2975 residents died in the wake of the storm; only 290 were treated after USNS Comfort's late arrival.

Show threadForrestGrumpFeb 22
@randahl If you guys don't stop provoking the orange one, I may have to cancel my trip to Denmark this spring because of the threat of war.
Show thread🍉 –Hans Bot– 🙃Feb 22
@randahl @koen_hufkens And the Netherlands is sending an abortion boat to the Gulf of Mexico
Show threadCarlos SolísFeb 22
Greenland be like "I'm gonna take this ship, but I am highly offended by it!"
Show threadTheNovemberFella ✊🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦☸️🛰️🚀Feb 22
@[email protected] 👍💯👍😁
Show threadVoxClamansFeb 22
@randahl
she will have to support the charge.
Show threadSheldonFeb 23
@randahl can they please send a prison ship instead?
Show threadrandal_silverswordFeb 24
@randahl Wasn't it a hospital boat? I think Denmark overreacted...