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Feb 20 at 2:56amWeb
Show threadCubitOomFeb 20
Anything to not report the genocide in Gaza
Show threadunalivejoyFeb 20
They can fuck themselves I guess. 
Show threadPommes_für_dein_BalgFeb 21
www.nytimes.com/…/un-israel-gaza-genocide.html
Israel Is Committing Genocide in Gaza, U.N. Inquiry Says

In earlier reports, the commission found that Israel had committed war crimes and crimes against humanity in its conflict with Hamas, but stopped short of calling it genocide. Israel denounced the accusation as “fake.”

The New York Times
Show threadCubitOomFeb 21
The New York Times Exposed: How the “Paper of Record” Whitewashes Genocide
The New York Times Exposed: How the “Paper of Record” Whitewashes Genocide

The dossier pulls no punches: The Times is not merely reporting the news. It is manufacturing consent for genocide.

The New Palestine Post
Show threadsurewhynotlemFeb 20
Did they try it on normal folks or just models?
Show threadMintyFreshFeb 20
It was me, I’m the tester. Just a warehouse full of splayed legged models and me, in a rain poncho, with a back massager.
Show threadVaalaVasaVardeFeb 20
It’s a living…
Show threadKSP AtlasFeb 20
* What.
* What?
* WHAT!?
* It’s a living.
Show threadNomoreredditFeb 20

This is just so ridiculous and appalling.

The corded version goes far harder and far longer than the rechargeable.

Yes you need an electric outlet, but thats what the public library is for!

Show threadPugJesusFeb 20

Yes you need an electric outlet, but thats what the public library is for!

Gold

Show threadTheTechnician27Feb 20
🎵 Having fun isn’t hard 🎵
Show threadSatansMaggotyCumFartFeb 20
I saw a video where a lady shocked her funny smelling bits with one of those that had a frayed cord.
Show threadPlumFeb 20
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Show threadSatansMaggotyCumFartFeb 20
That bar is so low that the Kola Superdeep Borehole didn’t uncover it.
Show threadfartographerFeb 21
I’m sure them bits smelled different after they were shocked
Show threadgrueFeb 20

thats what the public library is for!

No it isn’t! Powering your vibrator is only one of the many essential services the public library offers!

Show threadM137Feb 20
You seem unaware that “far harder” isn’t and objective positive. If anything a minority of people find that a positive.
Show threadJackbyDevFeb 21
Also my understanding is that the corded version has less settings as well.
Show threadGorkFeb 20

Hitachi should have just fully embraced it and advertise it everywhere across their product lines to distinguish themselves from the competition.

Buying a backhoe or front end loader? Now introducing the Hitachi Backhoe with Magic Wand massager pleasure device! Turn your backhoe into a front hoe!

Show threadpanda_abyssFeb 20
I kind of love that this company makes everything from nuclear reactors to tractors to the industry standard vibrator. 
Show threadRustySharpFeb 20

We had some Hitachi trains here in Australia. “Riding a Hitachi with my friends,” was a common weekend activity for me.

Oh and we sometimes catch the train too.

Show threadMirsheFeb 20
They don’t make it anymore, they sold it off a couple years ago because of “optics”.
Show threadpanda_abyssFeb 20

This makes me sad.

Did quality drop off?

Show threadBeardedGingerWonderFeb 21
Presumably not significantly, I hear the NYT just recommended it as the best vibrator for most people.
Show threadhayvanFeb 20
They made amazing boomboxes back in 80s. We have one still operational.
Show threadCADmonkeyFeb 21
They used to make carburetors too.
Show threadA7thStoneFeb 21
Don’t judge, everybody has a bad day sometimes.
Show threadSlurpingPusFeb 21
It’s the running theme with Japanese zaibatsus and Korean chaebols, they expanded into manufacturing everything when those markets were still new. Samsung also produced stuff from tanks, fighter jets and trains to phones and monitors (although iirc they spun off the military manufacturing into a separate company).
Show threadNannerBannerFeb 20
In case anyone wants a much, much better sex toy reviewer, go check out ‘Oh joy! Sex Toy!’ It’s a webcomic where the author has been reviewing various bits and bobs that touch bits and bobs for years.
Show threadcknightFeb 20

Many people get tired of having to charge rechargeables. Even if they are happy with the vibes, they generally want to go back to a plug-in when they can.

The best would be one that vibes harder when plugged in, but can be unplugged and used for a good 25min, minimum, sesh… And also be water resistant.

That way I you can run plugged unless for some reason you don’t want the cord or the danger of using it plugged in near water.

Basically covers all the bases.

Show threadNoodle07Feb 20
I wish I had the different set of parts, those looks so much funnier to use than my part even though I’m sure it works with mine too
Show threadHerbal GamerFeb 21
ikr? Their parts have way more interesting options!
Show threadpythonFeb 20
This feels like Air pulse vibrator erasure, but I guess “most people” would include the poor folks without the hardware for an Air pulse vibe (thoughts and prayers to yall)
Show threadluciferofastoraFeb 21
We didn’t have a particularly great experience with air pulse, so it’s probably just not for everyone
Show threadayyyFeb 20
But it’s not waterproof so washing is annoying :(
Show threadIratePirateFeb 21
Only cowards wash these things!
Show threadDeathsEmbraceFeb 21
Let it be stained with many battles.
Show threadFart ArmpitFeb 20
Show threadPugJesusFeb 20
This must be the Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism I keep hearing about
Show threadHupfFeb 21
That’s what “fully functional” meant.
Show threadHerbal GamerFeb 21
I’m gonna need a source there, chief.
Show threadClbullFeb 21
It’s hilarious that one of the most beloved sex toys came from Hitachi, and was never intended for clitoral stimulation.
Show threadAussiemandeusFeb 21

What was it intended for?

I think Hitachi make some if the best cranes too

Show threadiamericandreFeb 21
And power tools
Show threadAussiemandeusFeb 21
Until they partnered with Hikoki, that sent be over to Milwakee since they had a longer warranty period and all my Hitachi batteries were failing
Show threadIbaudiaFeb 21
It was just supposed go be a muscle massager originally
Show threadphxFeb 21
That’s the official word on it but realistically that could also be because a “muscle massager” was likely more socially acceptable and this likely to sell better. It kinda feels like a “they knew” category to me
Show threaddewritoninjaFeb 21
Five percent pleasure Fifty percent pain And a hundred percent reason to remember the