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This is just so ridiculous and appalling.

The corded version goes far harder and far longer than the rechargeable.

Yes you need an electric outlet, but thats what the public library is for!

I saw a video where a lady shocked her funny smelling bits with one of those that had a frayed cord.
Still a better love story than Twilight.
That bar is so low that the Kola Superdeep Borehole didn’t uncover it.
I’m sure them bits smelled different after they were shocked