Miriam's on Medical Leavei have been vaginalized
pussyfication 100% complete
Lo, i am becunted!
OMG so many pins and needles
like ill get to the actual surgery pain eventually but wowwww so many pins and needles
okay so its way too early to really feel anything physically that will correspond to how ill feel later, but…
…this already feels so so right. 🥲
also i havent mentioned but should: @faithisleaping volunteered to accompany me to the clinic from admission to recovery and has been an incredible rock through the whole experience.
thank you SO MUCH, honey. its meant the world to me.
"what is this uncomfortable bulky cold thing between my legs?"
"…oh right. ice packs. because surgery."
my dumbass brain, everybody!
i was told "eventually you have days you forget you even had surgery" and apparently brain decided to speedrun that
also kegels feel different
since we're marching in the Obvious Parade, figured id just throw that one in
thank goddess for protein bars forgotten in the bottom of my purse
my genitals this morning: okay what the FUCK just happened?!
that was more sugar at breakfast than i have had in a LONG time
fruit! juice! jam! wheee!
gotta get those calories to power all this healing!
me to two nurses: i need my sleeping bonnet.
white nurse: your what?
Black nurse: yes you do. here.
look, just because i had major abdominal surgery yesterday doesnt mean i cant do a workout today. ;)
i walked! all the way around the very small clinic floor!
i have so much ice in my underwear i look like i have a cow udder.
…which is not the fetish i came here for!
okay im ready to be done with lying in bed.
i made it… checks clock… 30 hours.
can i be done with recovery, now?
id kill for a run on a treadmill right now.
Faith, Purple haired feminist 🧋 
@miriamrobern Sorry, hun. You've got a lot of lying around ahead of you.