Miriam's on Medical Leavei have been vaginalized
pussyfication 100% complete
Lo, i am becunted!
OMG so many pins and needles
like ill get to the actual surgery pain eventually but wowwww so many pins and needles
okay so its way too early to really feel anything physically that will correspond to how ill feel later, butβ¦
β¦this already feels so so right. π₯²
also i havent mentioned but should: @faithisleaping volunteered to accompany me to the clinic from admission to recovery and has been an incredible rock through the whole experience.
thank you SO MUCH, honey. its meant the world to me.
"what is this uncomfortable bulky cold thing between my legs?"
"β¦oh right. ice packs. because surgery."
my dumbass brain, everybody!
i was told "eventually you have days you forget you even had surgery" and apparently brain decided to speedrun that
also kegels feel different
since we're marching in the Obvious Parade, figured id just throw that one in
thank goddess for protein bars forgotten in the bottom of my purse
my genitals this morning: okay what the FUCK just happened?!
that was more sugar at breakfast than i have had in a LONG time
fruit! juice! jam! wheee!
gotta get those calories to power all this healing!
me to two nurses: i need my sleeping bonnet.
white nurse: your what?
Black nurse: yes you do. here.
look, just because i had major abdominal surgery yesterday doesnt mean i cant do a workout today. ;)
i walked! all the way around the very small clinic floor!
i have so much ice in my underwear i look like i have a cow udder.
β¦which is not the fetish i came here for!
okay im ready to be done with lying in bed.
i made it⦠checks clock⦠30 hours.
can i be done with recovery, now?
id kill for a run on a treadmill right now.
i have an ITCH that i cannot SCRATCH because first of all its under a metric kiloton of bandages and ice and secondly because i have no idea where that bit of skin actually is anymore.
bit of skin: heyyy i could use a little scratchy-scratch
me: im sorry
skin: right heeeerrree
me: i dont know where that is!!
transferred to convalescent hotel. dont have to lie in bed all day! can stand, can walk around, can⦠okay, can feel light-headed and lie back down again.
but i did see a copy of Azul under the coffee tableβ¦
Diana Probst, Cambridge Artist@miriamrobern I know the feeling because my ears are mapped weirdly, and it is so frustrating. Obvs I do not know it because of surgery, and I wish you the best in finding out, but also ARGH poor you.
Faith, Purple haired feminist π§ 
@miriamrobern Sorry, hun. You've got a lot of lying around ahead of you.
κ°Κα΄Κα΄ 
@miriamrobern what fetish did you come there for?
@floralia what i have to pick just one?
@miriamrobern you never have to pick just one
@miriamrobern Maybe later you can do 0.02km. π
@faithisleaping after lunch we go around the floor THREE times! :D
@miriamrobern They'll have you running marathons in no time!
Ryan Elainska@miriamrobern Well done to you!
Jamie :h2dlaser: 
@miriamrobern Hey cool chick, how you doing over there? You seem pretty good?
@jamie i got the good drugs, im doin great! ;)
@miriamrobern lol sounds alright! When do you get to come home?
@jamie the 26th. got a lot of lying around and doing drugs i gotta do first. ;)
@miriamrobern wuuuh you are going to miss the warmest and most temperate February ever lol
Lona Theartlav@miriamrobern Cartoon bicycle pump, but set on suck?
Lizzie Danger@miriamrobern Many things
@miriamrobern @faithisleaping Thank you so much Faith! π
Sophie@miriamrobern Iβm so happy for you! Canβt wait to join the club later this year!
Anyia, geeky π³οΈββ§οΈ girl
'i am no man' Charlotte Eowyn!
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Tonya Marie π³οΈββ§οΈ@miriamrobern That was my experience as well, so glad you're getting it!
Cai@miriamrobern OMG congratulations!!!! π π π
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Quirky George π³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈπ¬π§πͺπΊ@miriamrobern congratulations π€π
@miriamrobern So happy for you! π π π
Jojo 
Jenny (public node) 
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forestine@miriamrobern yayyy congrats! i hope you have an uneventful recovery 
jiub 
@miriamrobern omg congrats! hope your recovery goes well β
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Tess@miriamrobern whooo, congrats! Now make sure you listen to the postcare instructions and follow them to the letter, no βI feel fine atm itβll be okay to skip pain meds/do a little heavy liftingβ, etc. 
May your recovery be mild with little to no real complications 
@tess oh im gonna be as lazy as fucking possible and do almost nothing. ;)
@miriamrobern oh good you are firmly in my camp re: recovery then, because I am not one of those people who are like βIβm booooored sitting here, I need to do stuffβ
My Steam Deck and FFXIV/my Steam backlog did fine enough by me during that time 
Nege 
@miriamrobern fuuuuuuck yeah!!!!!!
Ellejay 
