Cool sport rush smell like mint. The bottle is black and the sticker has a wave of some sorts printed on it(the added surfer is optional). The gel is blue if its a fancier brand.

You buy it because you are doing sports but manly and sweat really manly. Only a cool sport rush can help against that. Its pretty obvious idk

I’ve seen shaving cream in “sports edition” before. Can you explain that? Does it shave faster?

Uuuh,

probably because it isnt really that manly to shave anything but your face. But if its done for sports its even manlier.

dont @ me. I dont make the rules.

It’s for racing cyclists. There’s nothing more aero than legs and face shaved with sports shaving cream.
And regular shaving cream just won’t do the trick.
Visually you may not notice the difference, but the air flowing around you at 200m/s as you cycle up mnt Thor will.

Make sure that your micro plastic shower puff is blue, black, or silver.

Wouldn’t want your rubber ducky collection think you were gay.

Are you saying multiple brands use Cool Sport Rush?
Heavily scented shampoo, shower gel etc. is annoying anyway. I’d rather use some kind of perfume separately. Perfume is ts separate can of worms, though …

Perfume is its own can of worms, though

What kind of fucked up perfumes are you using? 🤔

Necrophagia for Men

Perfumes are very often made from incredibly stinky stuff that is proccesed and heavily diluted.

Ambergris used to be one of the most valuable ingredients in parfums, its formed in the intestines of sperm whales which they vomit. Fresh it smells like literal shit and sea. But after a long time drying in the sun it develops a more complex earthy smell.

Castoreum is literally the anal glands of beavers. Civet Is from glands near the genitals of Civet cats. Both are incredibly foul initially but heavily diluted into sm that smells nice and complex for humans.

Ambergis is still really valuable, but not for it’s own scent. They use it in all perfumes, or colognes, to affix the smell onto your skin so it doesn’t just evaporate away as those volatile oils will do. Some people have found 250k dollars in ambergis I’ve heard, just floating in the ocean, it’s the beaks of giant squid that sperm whales battle in the deep, they don’t digest and their intestinal systems form this ambergis around it to protect themselves from getting cut on their tract or whatever. Then they expel it eventually and it floats.
Red Wiggler by Nightcrawler

Perfume is great, take the time to craft your own, it’s never been easier. May I also suggest you do it for yourself rather than some perceived effect on others. I’ve had complements, and it starts an interesting conversation, but IDGAF mostly, it’s for me, I have to live with it, so I might as well enjoy it.

I also enjoy the process of crafting it, like the cat says, “it’s a little different every time”. Beats the hell out of some off the shelf deodorant or whatever, costs a little more (surprisingly little more, start with the cheap stuff), but amortized over time, building a scent library (essential oils) pays off big time in personal enjoyment, at least for me.

‘Autumn Breeze’ probably has a different vibe if you happen to live down wind from the municipal dump.
“Brown Fog”
Viktor&Rolf Spicebomb is a great autumn scent if you’re looking for a pumpkin spice esque masculine scent.

I’m a man and my deodorants are either lemon or sage.

Just stop buying shit.

I mean, I love lemon, but I wouldn’t rub one on my armpits…
Pfft. Coward.

I washed my balls in 24% acetic acid once.

They did get clean, can’t argue with the results, but just letting you all know not to do that.

Wasn’t really planning on it, but thanks for the heads up.
You’re welcome!
TIL!
It seemed like a reasonable thing to do at the time.

My deodorant is called “pungent sweat”.

Just stop buying shit.

I’m a roasted chicken cooking in the sun and my deodorants are either olive oil or a sweet kiss from Nonna.

Just stop buying shit. Also, if you didn’t grow those lemons and sage yourself, you’re part of the problem because you also could stop buying shit.

Are you growing those olives and producing the olive oil or…
yes, my Nonna actually gave me an olive oil gland so I could squeeze out my own
yes, my Nonna actually gave me an olive oil gland so I could squeeze out my own
Lemon is an excellent body smell. Sage is toxic to dogs and perhaps cats fyi.
When it is a read thing is always like Tobacco, Bourbon, or some kind of burnt wood.
Ah, I see you frequent the “for men” candle section at Bath and Body Works
The bourbon scent just smells like charred vanilla and tastes like shit.
Doesn’t even get you drunk.
Lol cool sports rush is an awesome smell tbf

“Arctic Thunder”

smells like detergent and piss

Hell yeah, Tropic Thunder sequel
“Who left the fridge open?”
My go-tos are “fig” and “redwood”
I don’t mind smelling like Swagger
My favorite concept is Unscented.

I’ve found a few locally made perfume of unscented. It’s kind of amazing to me. It smells like “nothing” and “existing” as a scent concept.

Then there’s a French fragrance of smelling like after sex. Reportedly it smells like, well, after sex. Sweaty, carnal.

How tf would we know if something smells like after sex. That sounds like it smells awful, unless you are well, horny.

Is there even an “after sex” smell that isn’t just regular sweaty smell?

Sweat plus the scent of sexual fluids.
Yeah, I gotta say, there is definitely an ‘after sex’ smell. I’ve cleaned up many a place, and it is obvious when folks have been humping. There’s a distinct difference between a gym’s sweaty smell and a bedroom/hotel room sweaty smell.
That reminds me of how the original Febreeze was an odor remover that didn’t smell like anything. It wasn’t very popular, so they started adding scents to them.

It’s often dumb too, there is nothing denoting plant smells as to one gender. The smell of flowers, of herbs, is not something one sex apreciates more than another.

Only in the modern era with the advent of drugs and the destruction of small farmers and even most vegetable and herb gardens, with 99 percent of produce coming from factory farms, has it been seen as weak and womanly for men to use herbal medicines, and to appreciate flowers and herbs and the like.

For thousands of years we used plants for medicine, and not it’s seen as womanly, and of course the drug companies have campaigned to remove our rights to do it completely, for our own protection. We could hurt ourselves, leave it to the trained professionals that operate on the rules government stipulates. As if we could all get medical coverage and drug coverage in this medical hellscape even if we did surrender our rights to treat ourselves.

I don’t think I should have to get a permission slip from a doctor to do things all generations prior to the last few have.

What a wild pivot from “flowers are for all genders” to 'bring back homeopathic medicine, I don’t need no stinking doctors telling me what plants I should rub on my wounds!" lmao

Herbal medicine, to be free to use plants for medicine as we see fit as adults, and not need a permission slip from a doctor.

Homeopathic medicine is something different.

Where do you live that you need permission from a doctor to take herbal medicine? You can go pick some flowers and brew a tea any time you want. Every drug store in my country has a whole section of herbal remedies.

Besides, I’ve had two psychs support my use of ashawaghanda, omega-3s and psilocybin mushrooms. One even gave me recommendations on where to get the good shit. However, I stopped doing both when I found a new anti-depressant more consistently effective, where continuing using products that effect the same bain chemicals would have bad side effects.

No, they can’t legally prescribe it, but they can advise me on it, just like they can’t prescribe excercise but they still tell me about good places to hike.

Herbal medicine is how we created aspirin, and is a mix of actually effective things that have become medicine over time and placebos. It generally has positive outcomes.

Homeopathic ‘medicine’ is magic water that heals with vibrations. It is 100% bullshit.

Nicolas Culpeper wrote his Complete Herbal in the mid 17th century, and I think I’m right in saying it’s never been out of print. It’s a great read - if you ever imagined travelling back in time to his day, this book would put you right off. It’s full of remedies for foul ulcers, bloody flux and plague sores.

www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/49513

The Complete Herbal by Nicholas Culpeper

Free kindle book and epub digitized and proofread by volunteers.

Project Gutenberg
Options are tree, cold tree, beach tree, and mystery menthol.
I buy the bergamot or ceder one :3
Femininity is nouns (due to objectification), masculinity is verbs (due to the valorisation of action)