I’m a man and my deodorants are either lemon or sage.

Just stop buying shit.

I’m a roasted chicken cooking in the sun and my deodorants are either olive oil or a sweet kiss from Nonna.

Just stop buying shit. Also, if you didn’t grow those lemons and sage yourself, you’re part of the problem because you also could stop buying shit.

Are you growing those olives and producing the olive oil or…
yes, my Nonna actually gave me an olive oil gland so I could squeeze out my own
yes, my Nonna actually gave me an olive oil gland so I could squeeze out my own