I’m a man and my deodorants are either lemon or sage.

Just stop buying shit.

I mean, I love lemon, but I wouldn’t rub one on my armpits…

Pfft. Coward.

I washed my balls in 24% acetic acid once.

They did get clean, can’t argue with the results, but just letting you all know not to do that.

Wasn’t really planning on it, but thanks for the heads up.