Save this post. This is what the dipshit MAGAs sold their souls to fascism for.

- Gas under $2/gallon
- Grocery prices halved
- 50% decrease in car insurance
- 50% reduction in power/heating bills
- Landlords will reduce rent
- Lower home prices
- Sub 3% interest rates
- No social security tax
- No tax on overtime
- No tax on tips
- End Ukraine war before Jan 2025
- End Israel/Palestine conflict
- Lower taxes on families making less than $200,000/yr

MAGA now controls ALL parts of the government - both sides of Congress (The House and the Senate), the Presidency, and the Supreme Court. Democrats control none.

These are his promises. Clownfuck McSerialrapist has zero excuses this time not to keep every single one. He can't blame the Democrats this time when he fails.

Status update as of Aug 8: 2025
Day 200

- Gas under $2/gallon
โŒ Failed. Gas from $3.00-$4.50.

- Grocery prices halved
โŒ Failed. Groceries up 17.2%.

- 50% decrease in car insurance
โŒ Failed. Car insurance up 56%.

- 50% reduction in power/heating bills
โŒFailed. Power/heating up $1.65 average

- Landlords will reduce rent
- Lower home prices
โŒ Failed. National Housing Index up almost 30 points

- Sub 3% interest rates
โŒ Failed. Interest rates up 4% to 6.63%

- No social security tax
โŒ Failed. Social security is taxed.

- No tax on overtime
โŒFailed. Overtime is taxed.

- No tax on tips
โŒFailed. Tips are taxed.

- End Ukraine war before Jan 2025
โŒ Failed. At least 13,580 civilians have died in Russia's invasion of Ukraine, including 716 children. This is a confirmed minimum. The actual number is likely to be much higher.

- End Israel/Palestine conflict
โŒ Failed. Israel has exterminated over 60,000 Palestinians in their genocide of Gaza. This number includes both combatant and civilian deaths but the number of women and children is estimated to make up at least half of the fatalities.

- Lower taxes on families making less than $200,000/yr
โŒ Failed. Families making 200k will likely see little to no benefit and this would be temporary at best. Families at the poorest end, making 30k or less will see their tax burden increase.

Status update as of Feb 20: 2026
Day 400

- Gas under $2/gallon
โŒ Failed. Gas prices from $2.80 to $4.80

- Grocery prices halved
โŒ Failed. Groceries up an average of $320

- 50% decrease in car insurance
โŒ Failed. Car insurance prices up an average of $150

- 50% reduction in power/heating bills
โŒFailed. Utility bills up average of 13%

- Landlords will reduce rent
โŒ Failed. Rent up average of 35% nationwide

- Lower home prices
โŒ Failed. Home purchase prices up 55% nationwide

- Sub 3% interest rates
โŒ Failed. Interest rates at 6.19%

- No social security tax
โŒ Failed. Social security is taxed.

- No tax on overtime
โŒFailed. Overtime is taxed.

- No tax on tips
โŒFailed. Tips are taxed.

- End Ukraine war before Jan 2025
โŒ Failed. At least 13,580 civilians have died in Russia's invasion of Ukraine, including 716 children. This is a confirmed minimum. The actual number is likely to be much higher. Total deaths are in the millions.

- End Israel/Palestine conflict
โŒ Failed. Israel has exterminated over 72,000 Palestinians in their genocide of Gaza, with an estimated 10,000 more buried under rubble. Women and children are estimated to make up at least half of those fatalities.

- Lower taxes on families making less than $200,000/yr
โ“Maybe? The tax brackets are the same 7 tax brackets as before, with the median 200k tax burden at 24%. However standard deductions have been increased slightly (and by slightly I literally mean by just a couple hundred dollars). Meanwhile the lower tax brackets for people making under 50k and under 12k a year have been increased by 4%. So, fuck the poor forever over the price of a new iPhone I guess.

@Lana Interesting enough the stated goal is now to not lower home prices because fuck you if you don't have one (or better yet multiple) already
@Lana @Barbramon1 Documented weakness and lying.
@Lana my groceries have gone almost 50%. i live in the East Village (nyc).
@Lana @xgranade thank you for tracking this all in one place that is easily referenceable.
@Lana I saved receipts- coffee up from $16 to $20... hamburger from $5 to $10 a lb...how will people feed themselves?
@Lana
Everything else aside, "Landlords will reduce rent" -- he was a slumlord, so he knows that's not a thing that happens voluntarily.

@Lana

'Groceries up 17.2%'

And to think they voted Trump because the price of Eggs was too high??!!

@lyndamerry484 let this be a lesson to you. If MAGA tells you something, they're lying.
@Lana Also slashing power and heating bills by 50%โ€ฆ somehow
@dayglojago good point. I'll add it to the list.
@Lana saved! I have a feeling Iโ€™m gonna reference this a lot in the coming years.
@dayglojago @Lana No need to wait years, or wait at all. Itโ€™s a good time to review this nowโ€ฆ

@Lana

With his hand-picked perfect department heads all screaming at the top of their narcissistic, ignorant lungs about how THEIR personal wants must be top priority? None of this will get done.

@Lana He absolutely will blame democrats and his followers will parrot him. Remember this gem : https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2020/03/13/coronavirus-trump-says-i-dont-take-responsibility-at-all-for-lack-of-tests.html
Trump blames Obama for lack of coronavirus tests: 'I don't take responsibility at all'

The president claims he was "given a set of circumstances" that wasn't meant for the high numbers of potential coronavirus infections and casts blame on his predecessor, Barack Obama.

CNBC

@Lana

His regime will still blame the Democrats. They'll blame you and me. They'll blame anyone the corporations will repeat, and they'll repeat whoever they're paid to repeat.

This isn't going to end well regardless. Be prepared.

@Lana Exactly none of this will happen, inflation will skyrocket and the waves of poverty will kill many US citizens.
@Lana @palin And yet he will. And his horde will believe every word of it.

@Lana

Trump can blame the Democrats when he fails. MAGA will parrot whatever he says. Trump can say, "I succeeded, and the Democrats are STILL to blame." He can say: "I never promised any of those things." He can say: "I stopped Biden's war against Canada on my first day in office." He can say: " This is my third consecutive term of office. Biden was never president." And Trump can say ALL of these things and anything, and he will never be held to account. Orwell called it "doublespeak."

I canโ€™t imagine why anyone would want to own a lib. We eat like pigs for openers, we have weird tastes in music, films and television, and most of us snore.

#Curmudgeonry

@AlgoCompSynth Yeah, I would recommend renting for a few months to see how it works out.
@AlgoCompSynth also we tend to feed all the feral cats and have too many dogs on the bed to leave room for people.
@[email protected] We do our own dishes? ๐Ÿค”

@Lana what do you mean?

The Dear Leader always wins: any failure is because of the deep state and the domestic enemies. The imagined culprits will be found and punished accordingly.

That is the mandate.

#weComeFromYourFuture

@Lana This is why I call it โ€œAmericas Brexitโ€.
@Lana this is funny, are they going to give from their personnal funds to make it happens ? It would be great if it was the case. I am sorry that the algorithms and food poisoning (not salmonella but all that sugar and fat and no nutritive values) are working so well that many citizens got matrixed.
@Lana I would like to wonder how the good people of the U.S. are going to get back a sane government. The courts arenโ€™t going to do it, he owns them๐Ÿค” just wondering any ideas out there all you good Americans ๐Ÿ™„
@Lana ...and Mexico will pay for the wall--oh that was the promise the first time.

@Lana

You say he can't, i say he will.

@smiddi

No, I say Donnie The Fat Orange Nazi Man promised. And he didn't.

@Lana lets see.. he has no chance of making gas even 2 a gallon, let alone less... grocery, car insurance, power/heating bills, rent, and interest, he could potentially effect by regulating those businesses, but hes not going to do that... when he said No social security tax, he meant No social security, nothing to do with tax there, when he said no tax on over time or tips, that was because his plan was to make it so that employers didnt need to pay overtime anymore, and noone will have the spare funds to tip anyone (we are already seeing that, just ask people who delivery for walmart what they are getting in "tips" these days... most are getting nothing... his intent to end the ukraine/russia war was to force the ukraine to surrender to russia, and when he said "lower taxes on families making less than 200,000 a year" he meant lower takes on families making MORE than 200,000 a year but his failing memory slipped up on his speeches and kept mixing them together, because he was having to translate them in his head, which was taking too much of his brain power to keep his words straight

"He said he was going to lower taxes, well he did, for the top 1%.
He said he was going to lower prices, well he cant, not without regulating the businesses that are causing the increases to start with
He said he was going to make it so you would pay taxes on Social Security, over time or tips, he neglected to say that it was because he planned to get rid of them all
He said he was going to end the war in the Ukraine, he failed to mention that its because he was going to try and hand Ukraine over to russia
He said he would lower home prices and rent, but not for who or for how long
He said he was going to cut waste spending by the government, he didnt say he would do it by cutting necessary programs, only that he would cut spending...
Welcome to trumps america, or hitlers germany, not a lot of difference, other than the guy running the show isnt as smart as the first one..
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lets be honest, he's keeping his promises this time around, just not in the way people thought he was going to.. just read any of the EOs he's pumped out since he took office, I honestly dont think there are any that are "legal" if the SCOTUS would do their job instead of playing politics.

@Lana - Predictive index for the full of your slate: 0 for 13 Will the #POSPresident claim victory? Yes. Will the #PluralityPresident blame anyone and everyone else? Yes. Will the #PettyPresident have more hissy fits? Yes. I'm betting instead on the Big Mac(r) that just might do him in...
@Lana can we get a status update on this? Not a maga here
@Lana some of them, some of them just wanted fascism.