i just realized that there are prolly many adults out there who have never heard a phone like this ringing
@rustoleumlove Here's the phone ringing! (rings better now, I actually went in and cleaned all the contacts since)

lmao, the salad days of running to pick that thing up, even when i had absolutely NO IDEA who was on the other end!
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
@FaithinBones @rustoleumlove @ai6yr
ah, the extra long, coiled handset cord!
our kitchen wall phone had one that reached all the way down the hallway and just barely under my sister's door.
you could kill yourself on it if she was on the phone to her boyfriend.
always fun doing the spin/untangle move every week or two when it got too knotted up.
@FaithinBones @rustoleumlove @ai6yr
so fun.
my dad didn't want to pay for call waiting, so my sister tying up the family phone was not popular.
@FaithinBones @rustoleumlove @ai6yr
ah, the dad classics:
"get off the damned phone so someone else can use it?"
"does anyone other than me ever turn off a light in this damned house?"
"stop standing there with the fridge door open like you're trying to air condition the whole house!"
"you're not going out of the house wearing that, are you?"
@FaithinBones @rustoleumlove @ai6yr Did you know that you could permanently stop spam callers, if you kept a ready copy of the "Disconnect" tone+message ready to be played by your phone?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNb47yeNrCo
Telemarketers will mark your number as "disconnected"
Just try not to giggle while you are playing it.

do you know how i've stopped spam callers?
i rarely if ever make or receive phone calls.
i dont know exactly how that has translated into hardly ever getting spam calls, but it has. i go whole months without getting one, and maybe i'll get like three that my phone automatically rejects in one day, then i go back to rarely getting them
@rustoleumlove @MHowell @ai6yr
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TeleZapper
this was a thing sold "back then"
@MHowell @ai6yr @rustoleumlove
I guess it reduced the spam for me. I cut out all the remaining spam calls on that line when I cancelled the voice line entirely : -) First I had my ISP convert the ISP account to "dry loop", othrrwise I would have had to suffer a week of no internet between "cancel phone line" and "reinstate isp service over the land line".
@MHowell @FaithinBones @rustoleumlove @ai6yr
I knew a guy who used this as his announcement for voice mail. Friends knew to wait it out and leave a message.
@FaithinBones @meltedcheese @ai6yr
i was out the other day & passed by a vast, empty lot covered w snow, next to an (old?) AT&T building
i turned to my man & said 'remember when those lots used to be full of cherry-picker trucks, & the guys would have to come repair phone lines after storms & sht?'
so funny, we got to discussing the timeline of tech, & how phone lines were 'important' for such a short period of time (when viewed against human history), they were practically temporary
this reminds me of the time that Sarah Kendzior said on twitter she'd finally let her kids watch The Ring
maybe she was joking a little, but
within the first 20 minutes of the movie she said she had to explain VHS tapes, landline phones, and newspapers LMFAO