I'm buying a kitchen and they sent a sample of the marble counter top with a metal ball showing what the sink will be like. Now my desk looks like a 90s 3D rendering tool demo image.
@codepo8 did you also waste compute cycles on povray? ๐Ÿ˜‚
@codepo8 uuuh I know then how your "Custom Kitchen Delivery" will look like
@niorad that ain't workin
@niorad @codepo8 will they also be installing a microwave oven?

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That's the way you do it!

@codepo8 with a teapot, the trinity would be ๐Ÿ‘Œ
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The only thing missing is the scrolly message and soundtracker music.
@codepo8 uh, yes ! Strong memories of POV-Ray or Bryce resurfacing !
@codepo8 pov-ray flashbacks
@codepo8 only missing a specific tea pot
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We took on some new space for Keert.uk in January.
As soon as i took this photo i realised i was in a 90s render
@mattdawhit @codepo8 it really needed a Nagel
@dank much better thank you
@codepo8 needs a colorful wavey tube
@codepo8 greetings fellow amiga user
@frang @codepo8 there it is. I couldn't think of anything else but this
@codepo8 Wow! You've even got a bumpmap on that ball so it's not 100% smooth. Fancy!
@codepo8 its like Bryce 3D is now a kitchen store.
@codepo8 this brought back some memories!
@M0KHR @codepo8 Good, because we can't buy those in this economy.
@codepo8 all you need is a silk handkerchief draped artfully over a half-full glass of water ๐Ÿ˜
@codepo8 rotate that baby in a middle-grey void to complete the look. Or maybe a tropical skybox.
@codepo8 so did you install openGL?
@codepo8 Needs a cone and a cube.
@codepo8 well how are you going to wash dishes in that sink?
@mgleadow @codepo8
Won't be able to render the dish water for at least another decade
@codepo8 I've seen enough of them I can hear the music
@NanoRaptor saw this and thought of you

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It looks so real though! Look at that rendering!

*is haunted by highschool Rhino classes*

Edit:
Honestly those classes were a lot of fun. Working with AutoCAD, then Rhino, then (less CAD/engineering, more early game design/rigging) in Blender closer to graduation.

Rhino felt super sexy after a year working in AutoCAD, even if it did take 10+ minutes to render.

@codepo8 Kai's Power Tools flashback!
@codepo8 Escher has entered the chat.
@codepo8 @vathpela please put it on an inexplicably checkerboard surface
@codepo8 Or maybe a current-day updated version of it; that patina of wear on the ball is next level!
@codepo8 it's a stainless marble marble.
@codepo8 I'd mount the ball somewhere on the counter, on general principles.
@codepo8 all you're missing is a nice Utah Teapot to complete the look: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Melitta-Teapot-Coffee-Yellow-Antique/dp/B00U7CB56Y
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Eventually you will learn that stone counter tops suck.
@codepo8 This is an amazing 90ies computing reference. <3
@codepo8 I've got that IRIX demo.
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