Man breaks into Little Caesars, starts making and selling pizzas, NC police say

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A North Carolina man is facing multiple felony charges after he broke into a Little Caesars after closing time and started making and selling pizzas, according to police. It happened Sunday, the day after a massive snow storm hit the state, and the suspect kept all the money for himself, the Kinston Police Department said in a Feb. 2 news release. An arrest was made after the suspect tried to break into the shop a second time, police said.

So… the how good was the pizza?
Little Caesar’s is extremely precise, like down to the fraction of a penny, with everything they do, hence how they keep costs low. It was for sure different. Better? I guess it depends on how you like the ratio of their ingredients.

Their pizza isn’t bad, for a large pizza that you can walk in the door and walk out with without calling ahead, and which costs less than ten dollars American in the year of Our Lord J-Town two thousand twenty and six.

It’s actually pretty remarkable given those conditions.

If you don’t mind spending a little extra, Costco has the best $10 pizza. They only offer pepperoni or cheese in my neck of the woods, but it is large and delicious.

Costco pizza is amazing. The cheese has SO MUCH CHEESE on it. I like to order that and then shake some Slap Ya Mama on it.
too bad the pizza is not actually pizza dough.
What do you mean?
Probably made with cheap regular flour and not ‘000’ grade flour.

While we are swapping tips and advocating for CostCo: I recommend skipping out on their cooked ribs, which I feel are merely okay. Instead, go for the refrigerated Louisiana Ribs. They come as a pair, so you can split them between two days of cooking if you feel like. Provided you foil them and cook for at least 2 hours at 350 degrees, they will be extremely tasty and tender.

Also worth noting that Costco doesn’t require a membership for their fresh food, pharmacy, or (depending on where you live, and your local liquor laws) liquor store. You can just tell the greeter that you’re there for the pizza, and they’ll wave you through. Their pharmacy is often one of the cheapest, and the pharmacy techs at my local Costco are all super helpful. Apparently working in pharmacies is pretty soul-sucking, but my local employees always seem to be in a good (and not just artificial “retail smile” good) mood.
i heard they cracked down on non-members in the stores now.

Some states have laws against membership requirements for selling alcohol. Federal law prohibits restricting access to pharmacies by membership.

Technically the way the laws are written in my state, I believe they could be barred from selling alcohol if they turned away non-members for prepared food, as that would qualify them as a ‘private club,’ since theyd be carrying both any liquor liscence, (the statute fails to specify on or off- premises liquor liscence for the requirement) and a prepared food liscence, unless they meet a whole slew of requirements, like being ‘distinctly private’ (which prohibits them from operating in a commercial capacity, having more than 200 members, or having any non-members allowed in, (which gets tricky combined with the federal pharmacy rules))

Now, its quite possible that Costco in Mass is actually turning people away, and no ones bothered to report them to the property authority (I believe this comes to the town’s ABC liscencing body and / or food handling liscencing to enforce) But, for instance, when my mom ran a private buying club style coop, she wasnt even able to get the liscencing for the club also sell off premise alcohol for running afoul of these laws (despite not having a liscence to prepare and serve food, just selling ot ‘off premise’- still was enough to qualify)

In our state, places like golf clubs always have the restaurant as separate from the members only places for this reason. The few actual private clubs always have weird rules around guests to accommodate the rules, for instance the anglers club i go tonwith a friend sometimes doesnt allow ‘guests,’ they allow ‘sponsored probationary members’, and i jave to claim i ‘intend to catch a fist of legal size and weight to present to the club. Theres then a little kids’ hickey mouse rod, with a lure but no hooks, that is then cast into the harbor, to ‘show an earnest attempt’ before im allowed in, although that parts just for fun.

It’s all right…just don’t let it get cold
Hot and ready ,I’m gonna guess…

On a less related meme

It’s actually not bad. For a large pizza that you can walk in the door and walk out with without calling ahead that costs less than ten dollars American in the year of Our Lord J-Town two thousand twenty and six.

It’s actually pretty remarkable given those conditions.

“Is it cheap?”

“Ehh…relatively.”

“Sold!”

That man does not like wasted capital.
Seized the means of production
“Nobody wants to work”

Two reactions:

Who says no one wants to work anymore?

And:

the suspect kept all the money for himself

Labor is entitled to all it creates!

Aren’t the people making and delivering the ingredients entitled to something?
True, but so is payroll and he did his own. Along with staff scheduling and floor management. Did he clean up and shit down properly? Idk I’m not reading the article. It probably all evens out.
It’s immature of me, but I have to admit I’m amused by that typo.
There was some guy I want to say in Wisconsin that worked at a zoo. Collecting parking fees for like 30 years and kept all the money. And got away with it. Nobody knew who hired him evidently, nobody did.
I was way off. Seems to be an urban legend from Bristol. U. K.
I live in Bristol, it may very well not be an urban legend. This happened at Bristol zoo, in the carpark there. Thing was, the zoo staff assumed he worked for the council and the council workers assumed he worked for the zoo. He was always very polite, turned up on time every day, looked the part. There are lots of people who say they remember him. This went on for many years, until one day he just stopped. Retired, I guess.
I would do this fr
How much could I buy a pizza from you for?
The cost of the ingredients. Nothing more. I would be doing this for fun, after all.
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Walk right out the front door
Sigh, and he could have gotten away with it, but he got greedy. A lesson for us all. On an unrelated matter, does anyone know where the nearest Little Ceasars is located? Just curious, really.
Sigh, and he could have gotten away with it, but he got greedy. A lesson for us all. On an unrelated matter, does anyone know where the nearest Little Ceasars is located? Just curious, really.
That is quite the odd, shocking story. Wow.
I feel like this comment is so generic it’s not even AI. Just a bot randomly posting pretyped comments.
Hasn’t this happened at a little Caesars before? I swear it was a Florida man thing a few years back.
They featured that guy on the HBO series Florida, Man. He broke in while high as a kite to get a drink, and ended up getting caught when he went back a second time to get something else
Was he naked? I feel like the guy I remember was naked.
Yep. The short guy from Workaholics played him so he was in tighty whiteys, not butt naked

The short guy from Workaholics

Adam or blake (the curly haired guy)? I could see your comment causing a ruckus on their podcast

@Quadhammer @Nastybutler probably Adam Devine it matches his personality more
Adam. Sorry I’m bad with names
Please, God, let this be a repeat offender.
Where was the crime?
Seriously…? Breaking and entering and theft at a minimum.
He kept all the money for himself. Wouldn’t have been a problem had he rendered unto Caesar what is Caesar’s.
But he did the work, not Caesar.
Careful, keep this up and some kmart brand reddit hall monitors will repost all of the content you upload and make feud posts complaining about you 3 times a week.
Good point. I just felt like trolling a little bit. Obviously, what he did was wrong. But it was also very funny. And it was basically a victimless crime.
Okay but, Caesars ingredients, building and oven, electricity bills. While I agree, seize the means of production etc… Someone else’s labor was involved into making the ingredients, the electricity, the oven. And they also deserve to be compensated for their labor.
I’m still laughing at this comment