ADHDeanASL
Is it wrong that I want a big thick firefighter woman to carry me down a ladder? Just once.
Feb 4 at 5:02pmWeb
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šŸ‘†šŸ»Written because of the big thick firefighter woman in this BBQ restaurant where Iā€™m having lunch. You are appreciated, maā€™am.
Show threadADHDeanASLFeb 4
Before you ask, Jen knows.
Show threadFace ThumbFeb 5
@adhdeanasl Jen's got a lot of training to do at the academy.
Show threadADHDeanASLFeb 5
@chrisp She carries me in the truly important ways.
Show threadADHDeanASLFeb 4
IT WOULD BE CONSENTUAL so donā€™t get any ideas
Show threadADHDeanASLFeb 4

If there was a fire at my house and Ilona Maher showed up I would absolutely swoon.

And then she would have to carry me down the ladder.

Show threadglasspshrFeb 4
@adhdeanasl can a ladder really give consent?
Show threadMended Pearl | Virtual DollFeb 4
@adhdeanasl I mean who doesn't!!
Show threadKim Possible Feb 4
@adhdeanasl I, too, would enjoy this. "Oh, big strong firefighter woman. Thank you for saving me. How can I ever repay you? Perhaps dinner?"
Show threadADHDeanASLFeb 4
@kimlockhartga Itā€™s a whole thing. This could be what reunifies America.
Show threadRowinSpeezFeb 4
@adhdeanasl I also want this now.
Show threadGayDeceiverFeb 4
@adhdeanasl nothing wrong with that ... :-)
Show threadOblomovFeb 4
@adhdeanasl AH! Got one on you! Not a firefighter, but I was with family at one of those ā€œadventure parksā€ where you climb on trees and monkey around with ropes and balance and nets and whatnot, v and I was doing one of the ā€œrelatively easy but for still for adultsā€ courses that requires some body strength. Did it once, no problem, but in the second playthrough my arms got SO tired I had absolutely no arm strength left, right in the middle. So they had to come pick me and lower me.
Show threadOblomovFeb 4
@adhdeanasl so, not a firefighter but I was carried down a tree by a muscular female climber
Show threadADHDeanASLFeb 4
@oblomov šŸ˜
Show threadHates DecafFeb 5
@adhdeanasl Iā€™m starting to feel better about this sturdy German build I have šŸ˜‚
Show threadADHDeanASLFeb 5
@HatesDecaf Lookā€¦
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@adhdeanasl I have it on good authority I can rescue you from a car. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£
Show threadADHDeanASLFeb 5
@HatesDecaf Itā€™s like thatā€™s your new hobby. 2 for 2
Show threadHates DecafFeb 5
@adhdeanasl about thatā€¦.*cough*
Show threadADHDeanASLFeb 5
@HatesDecaf ANOTHER ONE?!
Show threadHates DecafFeb 5
@adhdeanasl just a granny in a ditch, a dude and I pushed her out. No window rescue this time!
Show threadADHDeanASLFeb 5
@HatesDecaf Just buy a tow truck already.
Show threadTattieFeb 5
@adhdeanasl careful, say naughty things like that 'n Krampus will get you
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@Tattie If thatā€™s Krampus, sign me up
Show threadTattieFeb 5
@adhdeanasl pictured: you, in the basket
Show threadADHDeanASLFeb 5
@Tattie With a big olā€™ smile on my face
Show threadADHDeanASLFeb 5
@Tattie See how the gent in the basket is clapping his hands with glee? That right there is truth in advertising.
Show threadTattieFeb 5
@adhdeanasl and then for me, it's...
2003: "Oop, I'm totally the guy in the basket"
2026: "Oop, I am Krampus."
Show threadTattieFeb 5
@adhdeanasl I wonder who her tailor is...