Is it wrong that I want a big thick firefighter woman to carry me down a ladder? Just once.
@adhdeanasl careful, say naughty things like that 'n Krampus will get you
@Tattie If that’s Krampus, sign me up
@adhdeanasl pictured: you, in the basket
@Tattie With a big ol’ smile on my face
@Tattie See how the gent in the basket is clapping his hands with glee? That right there is truth in advertising.
@adhdeanasl and then for me, it's...
2003: "Oop, I'm totally the guy in the basket"
2026: "Oop, I am Krampus."
@adhdeanasl I wonder who her tailor is...