Hates Decaf

@HatesDecaf
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Northern mom of two, slowly and grumpily exploring social media again.

I think one of the coolest thing about having friends is how great it feels to see them get a win - a really big win. A good friend of mine just shared about one, and I’m just over the moon for her.

The crazy thing is that she doesn’t even benefit from this huge win - families do. But she’s just as stoked as if the win was for her. She’s that kind of person. ❤️

I hate it when I have to work at schools. Got to get up early so I can pack my Indoctrination Kit. It includes stuff like Trans Theory books, bags of kitty litter for the cat students, and my entire drag outfit for story time. Then there are the satanic candles… don’t even get me started on the Woke Ideology pamphlets I have to print every time. SIGH
I want to hear a dude call another dude a bitch because he won’t smile or say hi back.

I needed to hear this yesterday so today I’m saying this to you:

It’s not your fault. You didn’t deserve what happened to you.

Listen, anything can happen. There are people on tumblr still writing Agent Hotchner fanfics and that shit is 20 yrs old.

Seen on a bumper sticker outside an elementary school: DEFUND PAW PATROL

😂 🔥

This baddie has had the saddies for days and just can’t shake it.
12: *puts foot where 13 was sitting*
13: Move, please.
12: Make me.
13: *looks murderous*
Me: Street rules have been declared!
Just a friendly reminder that if you don’t like someone, you can wish them a Merry Cursemas and they probably won’t notice.
There are times that doing the right thing hurts like hell. Caring about others will mean taking damage, that’s reality. It’s about how much you can heal from without damaging the people you love and are responsible for.