Mood
There's definitely a boss fight down this way
Finally, cosmetics for cyclopses
Oh I found them, call the space cops
Oh, Char is off on a raid because Zeon's supplies are down to cup noodles, sports shoes, and soft-spoken waifus
I would love to buy stuff from this store but it is always closed, has no hours of operation, and doesn't even have a store name. I guess I need to figure out the right quest to do to unlock it.
This mall has a lot of opinions
So that's where they come from
Normie/Goth/Vampire Fighting Nun lesbian wedding harem anime just dropped
Where Final Fantasy Lesbian Couples go to conceive

This store opens only NINE HOURS a week! AND they have unexpected closures!

What a power move, they know Gundam Figure fans are like drug addicts

Oh my god the Gundam Store that only opens 9 hours a week is actually open! (see: https://urusai.social/@ami_angelwings/115924250868100659)

But also when it's closed the open sign is lit up but when it's open the open sign is unlit, like they're only grudgingly open.

Update: The store is still open after the hours it said it would close. This store challenges your capitalist assumptions.

This glass store with no name filled with expensive anime figures has never opened once since I discovered it and I'm starting to think it's a police honeypot
This mall's parking lot has vast fields of disabled permit parking and also the spots near the entrance are reserved for expectant mothers or "small cars". If you're a non-pregnant person who isn't disabled and drives a giant SUV or Cybertruck you better be ready for some cardio
This sounds like a threat
I guess technically this restaurant says "Rain or Shine" and didn't mention snow, so closing during a blizzard isn't against the rules
All power to primary shopping cannons
On the one hand you can spend $500+ on the next Cabbage Patch/Beanie Baby/Elmo/etc craze, or for $100 less you can get naked Android 18
This store holds so much mana

For when you want your skin to be especially white

(I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm trying to erase it)

I swear no stores in this mall know how an open/closed sign works, they always say open when closed and closed when open. I feel like it's a vaudeville skit thing where because they're inside the store when closing and reading the sign, it says "closed" to them.

That or it's to keep out shoplifters like Zhang Fei sleeping with his eyes open to deter assassins.

This is the fashion version of the level 99 armor shop
So that's where Griffith Berserk shops to look so good, I hear the prices are killer
Why does this guy look like Edward Cullen if he went Super Saiyan
Awww how sweet, Rei brought Bocchi a guitar pick for her guitar
This store is always closed. Yesterday it was closed which is fair it was Tuesday. But the sign wasn't up, it was locked inside the store on the floor. Today the sign is up and outside, so somebody must have opened the store to put it up. But the store is still closed.

These Gundam/anime figure stores that are never open or open like 1 hour every day that's a prime number when the moon is waxing are like when I get geolocked from buying things online. "I WANT TO GIVE YOU MONEY. PLEASE JUST LET ME!"

I'm starting to think they're not really stores but the private collections of some rich weeb and exist just to taunt us with all the treasures they have which us plebs may look at but never hold.

This Spider-Man statue clearly is meant to be hanging upside down by a web/string, but having him sitting on the floor in that pose looks like he's doing something else and checking to see if anybody is around to notice.
Time to eat experimental mutant duck
Okay which one of you ate all the noodles
Great even my BPD needs to deal with the TSA
This is like when you find the secret stash of healing items in a video game and need to figure out how to get in

https://urusai.social/@ami_angelwings/115993247540154373

Literally ate all the noods to the point the restaurant goes out of business

So I discovered the mall directory is one giant cell phone running a mall directory app and you can set it to camera selfie mode

Time to see all the r34 the janitor looks at when the mall's closed

I wonder if this thing can run like Genshin

A small car the size of a large car

Who called it

And not

Which kind of cyclops are you? (1-6, L-R)
You see when two cashews love each other very much they produce a...
This reads differently depending if you're a gamer or a Canadian political wonk. If you're a gamer Canadian political wonk I have no idea what it means to you but it's probably weird.
I want to believe that Jessica and Phoebe had a massive violent disagreement over how phone numbers should be written that not just led to the second sign being written like that but screwed up the first sign too as they were fighting for the keyboard and then somebody hit print

First, unmanned self service women's swimwear and lingerie stores apparently exist

Second, who would trust trying on anything in a store operated solely on the "we are watching your every move with cameras" principle

Third, oh no you have video footage of a completely masked and hooded (and possibly very shapely) thief stealing all your merchandise and now there's a pop up Amazon shop selling them all possibly being advertised by a very shapely Insta model wearing a ski mask

https://urusai.social/@ami_angelwings/116105485946737955

Oh no a different Jessica in a different store has entered the "how to write a phone number" wars

That or this is the same Jessica and she decided to compromise with Chloe to prevent a domino meme that leads to global thermonuclear war

This mall has a floor for girlfriends, a floor for 2-spirit partners, and 2 floors for watersports
Okay what are you asexuals planning, spill it
@ami_angelwings it's a secret to everybody 

@ami_angelwings huh...never knew the A in AT&T stood for that*

(I have no idea how to replicate those characters)

@ami_angelwings Jessica and Phoebe have a complex relationship
@otherdracula they can't agree if it's 69 or 6-9