It begins. #Melania #USpol

I don’t know who the CEO of RottenTomatoes is, but I hope they’re safely hidden away in a secret bunker somewhere. #Melania #USpol

lol. #Melania #USpol

The only film ever made where every member of the crew, other than Brett Ratner, is credited as “Alan Smithee”. #Melania #USpol

Guardian and Independent #Melania #USpol

The Evening Standard has given it four (4) stars. Reminder that the Standard is a weekly freesheet owned by a Russian oligarch whose father was a KGB agent #Melania #USpol

Variety, Daily Beast. #Melania #USpol

Literally just the Standard. Pricks. #Melania #USpol

That’s the stuff. #Melania #USpol

The Wrap, Decider (down to 7% now) #Melania #USpol

Sure, Jan. #Melania #USpol

And everyone in the theatre stood up and applauded and a pregnant woman immediately gave birth and the baby came out applauding and then all the seats in the theatre came to life so they could applaud too and the tips of my fingers grew little hands of their own so they could applaud too and they themselves grew little hands on the tip of each tiny finger and we applauded and applauded and applauded until someone stopped applauding and they were dragged away and shot #Melania #USpol

The Irish Times #Melania #USpol