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Scheuch 🏳️‍🌈 🇪🇺 🇩🇪Jan 27

"People are starving in Venezuela because of me, Iran is on the brink of civil war because of me, Ukrainians are dying because of me, international relations are crumbling because of me, civilians are being gunned down in the streets of Minneapolis because of me, but get your Melania tickets today!"

Bruce Mirken Jan 27

@randahl I may not go see this one. 🤣🤡

@BruceMirken @randahl I suspect most attending will be paid to be there, given tickets bought by an organization, to make it seem it’s a draw.

@BruceMirken @randahl These people are vain and greedy beyond belief. This shouldn’t have even been a thought while he is still president. Guess they think it’s PR to make the trophy wife who hates Christmas and family seem more relatable and warm and fuzzier.

Bruce Mirken Jan 27

@CStamp Melania will always be as warm and fuzzy as a cobra.

Urban Camera Jan 27

Love the selling out fast bit. Must be a theater with just one seat.

Jonathan Emmesedi Jan 27

https://c.im/@jemmesedi/115964988563346722

François @Jura Jan 27

@randahl Melania, or when Bezos caved to Trump. If he only he was half good as his ex-wife MacKenzie Scott.

Democracy Dies in Dumbass Jan 27

@randahl "Selling Out"

ROTFLMFAO. :)

The fact that they're selling at all shocks me... Couldn't pay me to watch that trash...

@ShredderFeeder @randahl

Oh, he didn't mean the tickets.

Zaphod Beeblebrox Jan 27

@randahl
I’d watch anything by Rob Reiner for the millionth time before this abortion of a vanity project. As a famous producer once said, “Include Me Out!”

Michael McWilliams Jan 27

@randahl Oh, I'm sorry. I can't make it to the movie. I have to floss my cat.

@randahl Nope, Donnie, you just got it wrong.

The unredacted EPSTEIN FILES are a MUST READ!

Taylor Silver Jan 27

@randahl I wonder if that tangerine cunt knows how many side dudes she has

Fuck this megalomaniac psychopath…

Plenty of seats available in the UK!

> UK ticket sales for Melania are so far “soft”, according to Tim Richards, the chief executive of Vue, one of the country’s biggest cinema operators. Just one ticket has been sold for the first 3.10pm screening on Friday at its flagship Islington branch in London, while two have been booked for 6pm.
> At the time of publication, all seats remained available for the 28 screenings of Melania at the Blackburn, Castleford and Hamilton branches.
> The picture was slightly rosier at the Cineworld in Wandsworth, which had sold four tickets, while five backrow seats were also booked at the Cineworld in Broughton.

Ticket pre-sales in the USA are so bad that Amazon are reportedly looking at not releasing box office figures.

UK: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jan/26/melania-trump-documentary-uk-cinemas-vue-soft-sales

Melania documentary struggles in UK cinemas as Vue admits sales are ‘soft’

Only one ticket sold for premiere of film about US first lady at Vue’s flagship London branch as insiders question launch strategy

The Guardian

Randahl Fink Jan 27

@PeterLG that one ticket could be a reviewer from a magazine, who wanted to write the review. 🙂

The "five backrow seats" fascinate me. A group who didn't want to be seen?

Oops. 🤣

Jack the Frosted Count Jan 27

@randahl Up to today, I honestly thought that was parody.

Cat West Jan 27

@randahl I firmly believe the whole operation is a money laundering scheme. It was never going to do anything but bomb, but I’ll bet millions changed hands.

@randahl he is behaving like a market trader!

This one is a must watch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-eNduwugmY

Jon on Alex Pretti's Killing, DHS vs. Video Evidence & MAGA's Gun Rights Surrender | The Daily Show

YouTube

Brian M Knoblock 🇺🇸🇳🇴 🦊Jan 27

Funny that “tickets (are) Selling out, FAST!”.
Amazon produced the film and their own Box Office Mojo site doesn’t list it.

@randahl if he deserves the #nobelprize she deserves at least the #oscar