In a world full of terrible LotR analogies, be Tom Bombadil. Sing and shitpost and laugh about everything.
@h2onolan Starring Willem Dafoe as Tom Bombadil. Co-starring Willem Dafoe as Goldberry.
Can you imagine.
@reverseics @h2onolan well he was zaphod beeblebrox in hitchhikers guide and thats baaaaaaasically space tom bombadil :D
he was also 'hammer' in the second iron man movie, and he was in the most recent season of white lotus!
@reverseics I had to skip over literally all of the poetry. I couldn't take it.
I skipped whole chapters because of Tom 😵💫
Bombadil, the one entity over whom the Great Ring had no power.