Wife: Where are all the coffee filters?
Me:
Wife: Where are all the coffee filters?
Me:
This reminds me of the time a young family member was staying with us. He was building some enormous palace out of the inner cardboard tubes from toilet paper. The construction was approaching the size of Versailles before anybody thought to ask where he was getting quite so many tubes.
Suffice it to say that the toilet paper had not been used in the normal course of things, and the downstairs loo was blocked for about a week. Dad was not amused.
Please tell me there's a photo????
@cmconseils trouble brewing. 🤣
"I can't find my origami Slinky."
Punishment for stealing: Gruesome Decaffeination