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RedAlert (Michael)Dec 27

@galacticstone
No, my Name is Michael 😁

Michael Gemar Dec 27

@Freigeist62 @galacticstone Ditto.

@Freigeist62 - that counts. You're 99% of the way there.

Hubi Dec 27

@galacticstone Brian, my name is Brian

woe2you Dec 27

@hubert @galacticstone I'm Brian, and so's my wife.

Hubi Dec 27

@woe2you @galacticstone
He had arms and legs and hands and feet
This boy whose name was Brian

@hubert @woe2you - Are you sure that wasn't Mike? I know a Mike who fits that description well.

@hubert Hello Brian. Brian is a fine name, but have you tried Mike?

серафими многоꙮчитїи Dec 27

@galacticstone is this fedi's open mike night?

Eggs now in different baskets.Dec 27

@galacticstone You're not taking the Micky are you?

@the_wub Only if Micky is short for Michael.

Ross of Ottawa Dec 27

@galacticstone I know that guy. Always making emphatic statements, and walking out, while people called his name? Last name Dropp?

Longspeak Dec 27

@galacticstone No. I do, however, have two brothers named Mike. MORE confusing, they both have the same middle name.

James Wells Dec 27

@galacticstone
I really want to say "I'm Batman" right now. I mean does anyone really want to admit that their name is Mike? Seriously... I mean, yeah it is funny if your last name is Hunt, but otherwise do you really wanna share a name with the speaker of the house, Chump's former VP, and the founder of MyPillow.

@nikatjef Says the man named after MLK's assassin. 😜

Leanne J Dec 27

@galacticstone my cat’s name is Mike (Wazowski)

@LDJ Awesome cat name. Got a pic?

Leanne J Dec 28

@galacticstone Here he is!

@LDJ Mike is beautiful!

Leanne J Dec 28

@galacticstone We’re getting him a little friend soon as our elderly cats passed away, and a contender for the new one’s name is Sulley (also Monsters Inc. of course) ☺️

@LDJ I'm sorry about your elderly cats. We just lost one of our's recently.

Sulley is a great name.

Leanne J Dec 29

@galacticstone Sorry to hear that. Elderly kitties are the best, I loved looking after ours and they were both such characters. Lilo was 17.5 when he passed and his brother Stitch got to 21.5 which was amazing ❤️ Hopefully we’ll have the same for Mikey!

Benjamin Reed Dec 27

@galacticstone @bitprophet it's my middle name, I voted no but I'm not sure I made the right decision

Jeff Forcier Dec 27

@RangerRick @galacticstone to be fair the objectively right decision was probably “Spider-Man”, but hey

Benjamin Reed Dec 27

@bitprophet @galacticstone I have put 0 points into athletics nor acrobatics, so I feel that wasn't a suitable response for me.

@RangerRick @bitprophet It's the inner Mike that counts.

John Francis 🇨🇦🦫🍁💪⬆️Dec 27

@galacticstone my parents always told me that if either of my older sisters was born a boy, they would've been named Mike. But they had changed their minds by the time I came along. 🤷‍♂️

Answer: Spiderman

@johnefrancis Over the years I have seen a few female Michaels, but it's usually spelled slightly different.

Gentleman Programmer Dec 28

@galacticstone @johnefrancis
Princess Michael of Kent if that counts?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princess_Michael_of_Kent?wprov=sfla1

Princess Michael of Kent - Wikipedia

Mike Sheldon Dec 27

@galacticstone hello

Robin Forlonge Patterson Dec 27

@galacticstone Does that poll include "#Michael"?

@RFPatterson All forms are included, including #Miguel.

Miguel Dec 28

@galacticstone @RFPatterson thanks, I was scrolling through the comments to try and find this answer

ginoputrino Dec 27

@galacticstone I often pretend to be named Mike because baristas struggle to get my real name right.

Easier all around.

Mike [SEC=OFFICIAL]Dec 28

@ginoputrino @galacticstone there appears to be a campaign being conducted by a collective of baristas to rename me to Mark.

I have so far resisted their efforts successfully.

johnny anhedonic Dec 27

@galacticstone hey @mike

Michael Boelen Dec 28

@galacticstone
Nope, but close.

Nix is Ready for Spring Dec 28

@galacticstone no but my dad's name is mike

@nixanadoo All progeny of Mike are accepted here.

@galacticstone 🎤?

@galacticstone nice try, marketer disguised as Mastodon user.

@TheRealPomax You can meet hot guys named Mike in your area, just click here!

Pomax Dec 28

@galacticstone wow these guys look just like the pornhub ads I get everywhere!!

Eleanor Saitta Dec 28

@galacticstone
Is this a Mike check?

Will Dec 28

@dymaxion
👏🏼

@dymaxion Well played.

I met a guy named Mike today.

@bjb Now you've met several.... dozens!

JustBob 😋

@galacticstone So Many Mike: https://youtu.be/aPPI2yyxrOM?si=btscGI3HgQQNFZpu

Peelander-Z So Many Mike PV

YouTube

JamesK Dec 28

@galacticstone @lydiaschoch I did meet a Mike this afternoon. Pirate Mike. Seemed like a nice fellow.

@JamesK @lydiaschoch I would trust him.

scrottie (he/him/them)Dec 28

@galacticstone No but I just read that one of the long time members of the humble all volunteer, teaching focused dinghy sailing club who happened to be named Mike, just passed on Christmas day. Someone wrote " A lovely bloke, always good with advice and witty with it. We lost a good one on Christmas day. If the oldest hope is true there's a good wind and a sturdy steed waiting for him until the rest of us catch up."

@scrottie I hope he sails under sunny skies and favorable winds across the endless seas.

Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻Dec 28

@scrottie @galacticstone I'm a long time member of a teaching focused all volunteer dinghy sailing club. I was getting scared until I got to the picture. Afraid I was actually a ghost who still posted to mastodon.

Sorry for your loss.