iamdisappoint

Bruh... 🫩

https://reddthat.com/post/56792864

Dec 24 at 10:29pmWeb
Show threadhansoloDec 24

Second one.

Move to Jamaica, no one cares.

Show threadsaltescDec 24
Nah, his voice would still be annoying af to everyone there too. If Bob Marley is Jamaican, Jar Jar is the noise a balloon makes when you pinch the mouthpiece and let the air back out.
Show threadAJMaxwellDec 24
Look like Jar Jar. Dude’s gotta be slinging hog.
Show threadSpaceNoodleDec 24
Yeah but it’s always flaccid
Show threadSaapasDec 24
Jar Jar Priapus
Show threadItdidnttrickledownDec 24
Not a problem its prehensile and vibrates.
Show threadAJMaxwellDec 25
I like this
Show threadMinnesotaGoddamDec 25
Show threadstarikDec 24
Where are you going to find a doctor who can treat you when you need one?
Show threadIheartcheeseDec 25

Ask yo momma.

(That makes no sense but it ENTICES)

Show threadjoelfromausDec 25

Because of the implication.

(Don’t know if this makes anymore sense, just yes and-ing)

Show threadTjaDec 25
And my axe!
Show threadAgent641Dec 25
Horse vet
Show thread[deleted]Dec 24
Fairly confident he has a cloaca.
Show threadCaketacoDec 25
You’ve already sold me, you don’t have to keep going
Show threadThiccbearDec 25
That or one of those double shark dicks
Show threadjayboneDec 25
Meesa poop egg piss.
Show threadMinnesotaGoddamDec 25
the orifice of champions! look like jar jar it is
Show threadbklynDec 24

You can’t sling shit if no one will get near you

Except, ironically, shit. But don’t be that person.

Show threadFinjaminPoachDec 25
Also his tongue does wonderful things
Show threadPommes_für_dein_BalgDec 25
In the movies, it only does awful things
Like, talk.
Show threadFrozengyroDec 25
Plus you can still make yourself sound like him, which always turns on everyone around you.
Show threadAstaKaskDec 25
Seventeen dicks according to Natalie Portman.
Show threadIheartcheeseDec 25
Show threadCapt. WolfDec 24
Meesa gonna go wit talkin like Jar Jar, betcha betcha. Nobody understands a damn thing I say anyway.
Show threadsad_detective_manDec 25
Ya move to tha place wea bomboclat George Lucasman based de stereotype off. Smh offaway go to kill myself for writin dis war crime of a sentence
Show threadSausagerDec 24
Look - that tongue could be handy
Show threadComradeSharkfuckerDec 24
Look like jarjar because I can find me a freak who appreciates my crazy ass tongue game
Show threadLeonDec 25
There are dozens of us.
Show threadyoungskywalkerDec 25
Deepcut username
Show threadComradeSharkfuckerDec 25
There is no way you know I am referencing dolphinfucker69 from the pcm subreddit 5-6 years ago. I refuse to believe that. You must be thinking of something else surely. This is as unlikely as someone getting my skyleak referencing. I very much want to know what you think my user name is from though, deeply curious
Show threadyoungskywalkerDec 25
There is an FX show (cake) that has a segment called shark lords. It’s a parody where they go to track down a shark to fuck it. I assumed that’s what you were referring to. Cool name tho
Show threadComradeSharkfuckerDec 25
That’s so funny I have to check that out. I wish I were referencing that because I look back on my r/pcm days and cringe. I keep the name because it makes other people laugh
Show threadjayboneDec 25
Take me by the tongue and I’ll know you
Kiss me 'til you’re drunk and I’ll show you
All the moves like Jarjar
I’ve got them moves like Jarjar
Show thread[deleted]Dec 24

Messa hooooorny.

Yeah, talk for sure. I can always just pretend to be mute if it ends up bothering me.

Show threadbklynDec 24
A character that looked like Jar Jar was eventually redeemed in a scene from the Mandalorian, so I guess I’d have to go with that.
Show threadMinizarbiDec 24
Can I be both?
Show threadramenshamanDec 25
Yeah, all or nothing otherwise it doesn’t make sense.
Show threadDrusasDec 24
Learn to keep the tongue in and it's not so bad.
Show threadPommes_für_dein_BalgDec 25

You are not allowed to kill yourself

Well, who’s gonna stop me?

Show threadjayboneDec 25
Careful, otherwise we’ll get a mental health bot around here.
Show thread「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)Dec 25
rEdDiT cArEs 🤖
Show threadAgent641Dec 25
Lemmy-cares bot here! Do it, pussy!
Show threadLunar_VoyagerDec 25
I was gonna kill myself anyway if my life continues to not work out despite my best efforts. Just a few more years of keeping up the futile charade, jumping through hoops in pursuit of a career I’ll never be good at or come close to achieving probably, and huffing the hopium while engaging in parasocial online forum participation as a substitute for real friendship until it all nevitably falls apart or blows up in my face like it always does. The alternative is just killing myself right now and that’s scary and I don’t want to until I have no choice. But I can only take being the lowliest, most fucked up loser on the planet and being treated like it and having it shoved in my face by everyone every fucking day everywhere I go for so long while also totally cut off from human relationships and literally everything that makes life meaningful and worthwhile before I break down. People are nicer to homeless people than they are to me. As long as I keep fighting to live, they fight even harder to keep me down to use as a punching bag. My life is like an old junker car, sometimes it works and sometimes it says to get fucked. But at the end of the day it’s still a piece of shit, running or not. Like my actual car.
Show threadtoofpicDec 25

Hi there. First of all, i feel kinda bad at giving advice there, because I’m not some kind of a psychology/psychiatry/lifestyle/… professional, and also I don’t know you or whether your current point of life (or whatever you perceive as this point) is a part of a downwards trend, or you just feel particularly shitty today. But anyway:

  • stop the suicide shit right now. you meed to sort things out, and stopping existing is not the way (because you won’t really solve anything like that, right?
  • Career: there is no reason to pursue it if you don’t feel like it. What for? Who cares? If your job is there just so you could support yourself, then think of the alternatives, including radical shit like joining a nonprofit where you will be fed and lodged? Sounds stupid? Ok, maybe it is, I just mean there are hundreds ways to live and support yourself, including that, and also moving to Albania and becoming a hike guide. Who the fuck cares? Experiment!
  • “fucked up loser” - who the fuck is measuring fuckupness and loserness? Loser to whom? Fucked up how? This is all highly relative even if you think life is some kind of a game where you can win or lose. Aaaand it isn’t. Nobody gives a fuck, there is no fate, no winners, no losers, you just have fun as long as you stay that weird limp of cells that is able to function as a single organism. Do that, walk around and stuff.
  • “People are nicer to homeless people…” - firstly homeless peole are just the same people as you, it’s nust in addition to any problems you have they don’t have homes. Secondly, "People* are not some hive that judges you. Again, nobody gives a fuck, people just live, do some stuff, and nobody is really spending their time tracking your success levels
  • DM me, we can talk
    • Show threadCrackhappyDec 25
    Can I dance like Jar Jar?
    Show threadLORDSMEGMADec 25
    Work would be so much more fun if I talked like Jar Jar Binks
    Show threadLOGIC💣Dec 25
    One option is to speak like him, but choose to remain mute for the rest of your life.
    Show threadVenus_ZiegenfalleDec 25
    Me ls a therapist trying to break the awkkard silence
    Show threadLemmyoutofhereDec 25
    Voice for sure, and learn ASL.
    Show threadDJKJuicyDec 25

    Isn’t there usually a reward in these questions? Like 1 million dollars?

    Can I pick neither? Not worth it.

    Show threaddriving_croonerDec 25
    This is a curse
    Show threadslappyfuckDec 25
    The “you cannot kill yourself” part is enforcing you have to pick one or the other. No picking neither.
    Show threadDJKJuicyDec 25
    Aww hell no…can I do the immortal snail one instead?
    Show threadRicky RigatoniDec 25
    Jarjar is hot as fuck bro
    Show threadFlickerbyDec 25
    Looking like Binks would probably get me experimented on as an alien. Speaking like Binks would get me a pretty decent shot at the presidency
    Show threadVelypsoDec 25
    I mean, he is at palpatine’s right hand as he takes over the galaxy.
    Show threadNeptuneOrbitDec 25
    Meesa so horny. Youssa sayin youssa have a low age of majority on youssa planet?
    Show threadMulligrubsDec 25

    I was young and full of hope when this film was released in theaters.

    No longer, Jar Jar taught me I am never cynical enough.

    “I’m sure they are just whining, how bad could it be?” I said to myself…

    Show threadptuDec 25
    It took me like 15 years to learn that people dislike him, back then I didn’t really think about it that much