Look like Jar Jar. Dude’s gotta be slinging hog.
Yeah but it’s always flaccid
Jar Jar Priapus
Not a problem its prehensile and vibrates.
Where are you going to find a doctor who can treat you when you need one?

Ask yo momma.

(That makes no sense but it ENTICES)

Because of the implication.

(Don’t know if this makes anymore sense, just yes and-ing)

And my axe!
Fairly confident he has a cloaca.
You’ve already sold me, you don’t have to keep going
That or one of those double shark dicks
Meesa poop egg piss.
the orifice of champions! look like jar jar it is

You can’t sling shit if no one will get near you

Except, ironically, shit. But don’t be that person.

Also his tongue does wonderful things
In the movies, it only does awful things
Like, talk.
Plus you can still make yourself sound like him, which always turns on everyone around you.
Seventeen dicks according to Natalie Portman.