Hermey
TC💖Yesterday a perfectly normal looking middle-aged man walked up to us on the street and said:
Hey, why was the Snowman looking through a bag of carrots?...
He was picking his nose.
Then he just walked away.
☃️
Doohickie 
@talia_christine That's a perfectly normal thing for a middle-aged man to do.
lick here for more info@talia_christine why does this story read like there's gonna be the real punchline at the end 
(I tried to think of one but nope)
@virtulis nope that was ot he dropped the dad joke and went on with his day.😂
Mercurius Goldstein@talia_christine
His Facebook was down, so
His Facebook was down, so
T. J. Bombadil@talia_christine That might have been me. It wasn’t, but it sounds like the kind of thing I’d do ;-)
Oh wait, you said “perfectly normal looking”. Never mind.
Oh wait, you said “perfectly normal looking”. Never mind.
Staff Chief of Joints@talia_christine
Street performance shitposting!
Street performance shitposting!
Glen Mastodon ☠@talia_christine
Happened to me once but with a longer and a less interesting joke. I wasn't even mad.
Happened to me once but with a longer and a less interesting joke. I wasn't even mad.
HuddledMass@talia_christine So a hit-and-run Dad Joker?
Flaming Cheeto@talia_christine I'd check my wallet
Mrinappropriate@talia_christine Key word- looking.
selje 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇳🇴 🇮🇪@talia_christine
made me laugh, thanks for that. 😁😂😂
Wait how do you know he was perfectly normal looking? Is that a thing? 🤔 🤨 😜
made me laugh, thanks for that. 😁😂😂
Wait how do you know he was perfectly normal looking? Is that a thing? 🤔 🤨 😜
Stu Duerson, machina exo deusSnowmen have the advantage when shopping for a new nose. So many carrots are available from donors, and it's perfectly alright.
After all, all the donors were vegetables.
Happy Holidays! (and no, I'm not particularly 'normal looking').
Allan Chow@talia_christine goddammit I'm a middle aged man I'm slacking
thefathippyHaha! You got dad-bombed 😂
Coles Street Pothole@talia_christine Dads pan-handle-joking for laughs. What's happened to this country?
@ColesStreetPothole this was in Canada BUT STILL!!😂
@talia_christine Doesn't Canada have nationalized dad jokes? 😂
YadyO 
nexus II
starrwulfeYesterday a perfectly normal looking middle-aged man walked up to us on the street and said:
Hey, why was the Snowman looking through a bag of carrots?…
He was picking his nose.
…Then he just walked away.
☃️
–From @[email protected]
📡🔀
https://starrwulfe.xyz/2023/12/of-course-you-wanted-another-xmas-dad-joke/
TC 💖 (@[email protected])
Yesterday a perfectly normal looking middle-aged man walked up to us on the street and said: Hey, why was the Snowman looking through a bag of carrots?... He was picking his nose. Then he just walked away. ☃️
StarrWulfe 🌟🐺 (JLGatewood)@[email protected] good one!
I just had to repost this, 😂 I laughed way harder than I probably should’ve!
Mar :🌻@talia_christine That guy is spreading holiday cheer.
Queen Of Coffee@talia_christine I guess the urge to tell a random dad joke was just too strong. I get it.
StarkRG@talia_christine Drive-by dad-jokings are becoming more prevalent.
Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦
David W. Jones@talia_christine
"But I *like* my nose!"
"But I *like* my nose!"