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Hi, I'm Danko, 35, from Riga, 🇱🇻 #Latvia

Mostly #webdev, mostly #TypeScript, sometimes #Rust. Curly braces, semicolons, tabs. #Linux noob since 2005.

Cishet white dude, atheist, left-ish. ADHD + MDD.

I like loud electronic music, twin-stick shooters and cats.

The avatar is me rudely pointing at the viewer (since 2006). The header image is the This Is Fine dog saying "Sorry, something went wrong."

If I should've boosted your picture that I liked, it's quite likely that you should've put alt text on it.

Self-proclaimedhttps://kludge.guru
Pronounshe/him
Languagesen, lv, ru
Stuffhttps://codeberg.org/virtulis
they call it CORS because it will cors you to have a migraine

Did you know freezing bananas makes them more delicious and works as probably-not-the-most-unhealthy-but-still-sugary-as-hell dessert by itself?

(it's also a perfect way to make sure a few kilos of bananas you got for cheap don't go to waste)

(yes you do peel and cut them up before freezing, i personally find cutting them longitudinally makes for a more interesting texture)

Duh, everyone knows that
Wait what
How come I never tried that
How come *you* tried that
I should try that
No it doesn't
Freezing only makes things worse and you are a liar
Poll ends at .
IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS AND MAKE NATURAL VEGETABLE SOAP
andor spinoff called ifthen
horse magnifier. a game where you magnify horses. https://wer8888.itch.io/horse-magnifier (via @nothings)
Horse Magnifier by wer8888

game where you magnify horses

itch.io
Sorry, we're one hour short tonight. I was hungry.

"I grant you one wish," the magic fish said.

"To eat my mother's pancakes again, just like when I was a child."

"Are you sure?"

"You think it frivolous?"

"No. But to grant it I must send you back to the child you were, with no adult memories."

"Would my life change?"

"You ask that every time."

#TootFic #MicroFiction #SmallStories

FINE I'll leave my skin on when I sleep

My eldest and I just came up with a limerick based on the names we gave our two Mastodon plushies (you can see them in my profile picture):

Fruity and Tooty:

The Mastodons Tooty and Fruity
Treat their tooting like it's a duty
But they eat too much fruit
And instead of their snoot
The toots come out of their booty

OH: “What is it about DNS that people find so difficult? It’s just cache invalidation and naming things.”