The killer feature on my next phone will be:
projector
11.5%
taser
25.6%
infrared camera
15.4%
pulse oximeter
7.7%
AI button that leashes you to a panopticon
7.7%
Carbon Monoxide detector
11.5%
GPS
1.3%
Satellite Texting
1.3%
Concierge service
17.9%
Poll ended at .
@laprice Not being a surveillance device.
@laprice Headphone jack. Physical home button

@paco @laprice

That's not how you spell “physical keyboard”. 😛

@argv_minus_one I tried the Titan2, which is an Android with a physical keyboard. I lasted 4 days. I made a bit of a video review. Some of it is that I couldn't make the jump to Android. But some of it is the physical keyboard.

https://communitymedia.video/w/qEkiQ5WS5WtZdj8F5wLhE7

(smaller) Review of the Titan 2 Android phone, and trying to go from Apple to Android

PeerTube

@paco

Close, but still sub-optimal. This right here is smartphone perfection: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Droid_3

I'm guessing there's a patent on this design, though, so we might see it again in 2032. Fingers crossed.

Droid 3 - Wikipedia

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Are these things bad?
https://www.www3.planetcom.co.uk/planetphones

At least on paper they look pretty cool and they can run operating systems other than Android. A bit expensive perhaps… 🤔
Planet Computers Phones

Mysite
@laprice huh? No option for winamp music visualizer?
@laprice When it comes to smartphones, I want smaller and lighter, with AR glasses that aren't connected to a hellcorp, so I can just leave the thing in my pocket but connected to my PAN.

@laprice Other: Privacy-respecting phone that has a socket for connecting an external 4G/5G LTE antenna.

A mobile phone that can't receive a LTE signal is a useless brick.

@laprice which of those can kill though 🤔
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Why wasn't lasers an option, Local Agency?