Mastodawn

Load average Dec 9

The killer feature on my next phone will be:

projector

11.5%

taser

25.6%

infrared camera

15.4%

pulse oximeter

7.7%

AI button that leashes you to a panopticon

7.7%

Carbon Monoxide detector

11.5%

GPS

1.3%

Satellite Texting

1.3%

Concierge service

17.9%

Poll ended at Dec 10 at 5:57pm.

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Dr.Implausible

@laprice When it comes to smartphones, I want smaller and lighter, with AR glasses that aren't connected to a hellcorp, so I can just leave the thing in my pocket but connected to my PAN.