After much research and development I have made an offline version of ChatGPT.

Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.

Order here: https://www.spellingmistakescostlives.com/product-page/chatgpt-magic-8-ball-offline-version

@spellingmistakescostlives The logo for it is sending me, it's giving Goatse 😭
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Can't be Goatse, there is no ring
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@ozzelot @matty @spellingmistakescostlives That's ok - Kirk Johnson may be gone, but he inspired whole generations.
@matty @spellingmistakescostlives oh my god, now I can't unsee the asshole in the chatgpt logo
@kyonshi @matty @spellingmistakescostlives I remember several months ago a meme asking why do AI company logos look like assholes. I don't know all of them but it's at least true for Claude and Gemini.
@LastEquinoxx @matty @spellingmistakescostlives gemini is reaching I think, but Claude oh my
@LastEquinoxx @matty @spellingmistakescostlives and of course the first thing you associate with grok is Musk, so...

@kyonshi @LastEquinoxx @matty @spellingmistakescostlives

Claude reminds me of Vonnegut's Breakfast of Champions

Why do AI company logos look like buttholes?

A humorous exploration of the uncanny resemblance between AI company logos and human anatomy. Discover why circular, gradient-based designs dominate the AI industry, and what this design convergence tells us about branding in tech.

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@dzwiedziu @kyonshi @matty @spellingmistakescostlives I had only seen the title and the picture; quite meme-shaped.
@spellingmistakescostlives I need one of these for the office.
@spellingmistakescostlives I love the holographic "fake" sticker
@spellingmistakescostlives thanks for making the logo look like goatse, that is a neccessary detail
@spellingmistakescostlives Remember to run your microwave for 30 minutes straight before you burn .15 calories shaking the device for that “authentically energetically wasteful” feel.
@spellingmistakescostlives this is genius and I love it. 💜
@spellingmistakescostlives I just have to say that I really like it.
@spellingmistakescostlives I'm not sure I've ever bought anything quite so quickly. This is laser targeted.
@spellingmistakescostlives OK this has absolutely slayed me.
But the SEGA/ACAB badge is the cake on top of the cherry on top of another cake.
@spellingmistakescostlives I hope it is made entirely of lead. So we can experience the same brain rot as with the online version.
@spellingmistakescostlives sharing this regardless but the left hand needs a ring

@spellingmistakescostlives GOA - TSE

There, I didn't say it.

@spellingmistakescostlives lmaoooooooooo bless you for making me guffaw at the goatse!!!! <3
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A couple questions for this marvel:
1. How does it stea- ahem *gain access to* the world's creative and intellectual works?
2. How many billions in government subsidies was necessary for this version?
@spellingmistakescostlives @dasgrueneblatt I love the FAKE seal. This is how you know it is GENUINELY FAKE.
Brilliant! And just as accurate as the real thing! @spellingmistakescostlives

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Forgot the wedding ring on the logo.

@spellingmistakescostlives the g in chatgpt is for goatse :D
@spellingmistakescostlives @jef I'll be the nth person to say it: wedding ring.
@spellingmistakescostlives "Servers are busy. Please try again."

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And... already sold out for Xmas delivery. :)

@spellingmistakescostlives I love the goatsy reference!
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glad you had a hit toot with this one 👍

@spellingmistakescostlives its missing the most important answer:

"As a large language model i am unable too .."