After much research and development I have made an offline version of ChatGPT.

Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.

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A couple questions for this marvel:
1. How does it stea- ahem *gain access to* the world's creative and intellectual works?
2. How many billions in government subsidies was necessary for this version?