bryanDec 5
Viss
this is the future they took from you
Dec 4 at 6:49pmTusky
Show threadAprazethDec 4
@Viss
... I hope that's a fresh unused plunger considering the defroster blows hot air along the glass - spreading all those yummy smells
Show threadVissDec 4
@Aprazeth a new plunger? in this economy?
Show threadAprazethDec 4

@Viss

Fair point. Also saves using an air freshener because it would be pointless anyway

Show threadAprazethDec 4

@Viss
Also also

Imagine getting into an Uber and seeing that. Like, what else is jerry rigged about this ride? Are the brakes a pair of Brillo pads? The seatbelt nothing more but a belt tied in a knot?

Also also how do they remove that plunger? You don't want to exert much force on the front window sooooo, use your fingernails to pop the seal?

Show threadSassinake! ᑐ ∪ ∩ ⊂Dec 4

@Aprazeth @Viss

Where's the fucking mirror?

Show threadPikario  Dec 4
@Viss is it a nokia windows phone? 🤔
Show threadVissDec 4
@pikario i dont recognize it but the thickness of its bezel says its at least ten years old
Show threadSarah SammisDec 4
@Viss that’s a Dalek driving to work.
Show thread[RoÆ] Viktor BobanovichDec 4
@Viss nuh uh! I woulda been using my psp!
Show threadsoup2nutsDec 4
@Viss ...Dual purpose - u can use it to fish out the phone when u drop it in the toilet. LOL
Show threadbjb  Dec 4

@Viss

I've tried putting things on windows with suction cups ... never works. But those are puny suction cups, this might actually work.

Show threadMx. Dudula the DudDec 4
@Viss No, that's an amputee Dalek.
Show threadHappyCrow13Dec 4
@Viss If it works it ain't stupid (at least it won't leave perma goop on the glass like the duct tape I've seen people use)
Show threadJayDec 4
@Viss This is a massive improvement from an increasingly lost and frustrated mom driving +10 mph over the residential speed limit with her oldest daughter in the passenger seat hastily paging through the printed Mapquest directions with 3 of her soccer teammates in the backseat holding on to each other and a Tupperware container of sliced oranges for dear life.
Show thread`Da ElfDec 4
@WhiteCatTamer @Viss That ... was oddly specific.
Show threadDamonHDDec 4
@elfin @WhiteCatTamer @Viss It's adapted from a court transcript?
Show threadValanhaDec 4
@WhiteCatTamer @Viss I just had a flashback, I swear
Show threadSassinake! ᑐ ∪ ∩ ⊂Dec 4

@Viss

this is the SFW version.

Show threadcrispy branzino ☭ (sold out forever)Dec 4
@Viss holy shit its johnny silver hands
Show threadVissDec 4
@Nimbius666 congrats on being, like, the third person to recognize the costume, haha
Show threadAlien software, human hardwareDec 4
@Viss are you sure?
This feels surprisingly close to my experience using google search these days.
Show threadVissDec 4
@mavu yes im sure. it used to work.
Show threadKrazyKatDec 4
@Viss 😵‍💫
Show threadtundaDec 4
@Viss keep the future unwritten
Show threadMostlyTatoDec 4
@Viss
For many years my phone holder was a Coke can with the front cut off sitting in my drinks holder. I like to think the metal cradle it made acted as a Faraday cage and amplified the signal but really it was just shit.
Show threadJohn G FitzgeraldDec 4
@Viss 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏
Show threadRoberto Otárola EstradaDec 4
@Viss
Show threadxs4me2Dec 4
@Viss whatever does the job…
Show threadacmDec 4
@Viss hilarious. @ZapJackson
Show threadEllieDec 5
@Viss good, the personal automobile future sucked
Show threadScoTTYDec 5

@Viss gasp - We have specifically engineered this car so you couldnt operate it with any navigation other than the one we sell you as a service for just a fortune per month (well, at least until we switched off the cloud so you would finally buy a new car)

And now you are *circumventing* our business model with a third-party plunger! That is a clear violation of DMCA section 1201! You will hear from our lawyers!

Show threadPigletDec 10
@Viss "Engineering Solutions"
Show threadVulcanTouristDec 10

@Viss

That approach sucks.

Show threadVissDec 10
@VulcanTourist it would even suck shit if they let it!