Pope Bob the UnsaneFailure by King Missile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcO10Fim0C8
This song was and is one of the most influential songs of my life...
Enjoy..
YouTube
Failure is all there is for you...
Quite honestly... I am probably alive because of this song...
Suicide by Bobby Gaylor
Suicide
"Animals don't have a choice
If they're not happy with their place in the world... too bad
They have to live the life they've been given
Humans, on the other hand, don't have to
We have a choice
If you don't like your place in the world, you can get off anytime you want
Suicide. That's right
You don't like the way your life's going
You don't like the way you are in the world
Anything around you, you can check out anytime you like
Animals aren't allowed that thought
And believe me, if they were, they would use it
There'd be a lot of dogs and cats, owned by assholes
That live in high-rises, diving out the windows
Zebras... if they even had remotely that thought
Would take a look at themselves and go, "What the fuck!"
Black & white in a green & brown world... this blows
I'm just gonna jump in the river....
I don't have a thumb to work a gun or hold a knife
Or even open a jar of pills
I'm just gonna dive into the next lion's mouth
Why even bother?"
Now, monkeys have the opposable thumb
So they could kinda do it the exact same way we do
Now, there's a bunch of people that say
"Oh, it's against the law"
Well, it's only against the law if you do a crappy job and get caught
Other people say, "Oh, we should save them"
Yeah, well you know what?
Not everybody wants to be saved
Not everybody should be saved
And who are we to force our will upon them?
I mean, isn't that one of the joys about being a human?
Freedom of choice?
Now, it's not all bad
Now, I'm not saying "Kill yourself"
But if you're gonna be an idiot and do it anyway
It's no sweat off of my back
There's a lot of good that could come from it
A little bit of bad thrown in
A job will open...
An apartment will become available...
There'll be more air for me...
They say there's two girls for every guy - if you're a man, there'll be four chicks for me...
There'll be more Ketel One vodka for me...
There'll be one less idiot in line at the bank who gets up to the window without their fucking slips filled out...
I won't ever have to go to the store to buy my favorite Salt & Vinegar Chips and have the clerk point at you and say, "They bought the last bag"....
You won't help change the McDonald's sign to a Hundred Billion Served...
You'll never get AIDS...
You won't have to worry about calories ever...
No more, "Hey, does this make me look fat?"...
There'll be one less polluting human...
You won't have to recycle... There'll be one less car on the road...
There'll be more Ring Dings for me...
Fifty or so chickens' lives will be spared...
Your fingers won't ever get red from eating pistachios...
You won't be forced to visit your Grandparents on Sundays anymore...
No more church...
You'll be saying, "Hey, World - Kiss My Ass!"...
No more wet dreams about Supermodels...
No more Barry Manilow... Not for a few years anyway...
Wondering "Am I a loser?" will be a thing of the past...
Say good-bye to crappy Xmas presents from Aunts and Uncles...
You won't have to suffer through a Motley Crue reunion...
Fuck flossing and brushing...
You'll never lose sleep over a pregnancy scare...
Adios, Acne...
Worrying whether you fit in or not won't be on your brain...
See ya later, homework...
You'll never have to sit through another movie brought to you by the creators of South Park...
School's out forever....
No more paying bills...
You won't have to do chores...
You won't be able to run over toads with the lawnmower though...
You'll also miss McDonald's French Fries...
Bugs Bunny...
The amazing electrifying feeling that surges through your body when you kiss someone for the first time...
You won't be able to watch the letterbox director's cut of Jaws...
Candy...
Living above ground...
Pudding crust...
You'll miss the rush of getting your first apartment...
Getting to the point in your life where you can tell your parents to
"Fuck Off! I gotta make my own mistakes, you did"...
You'll miss sex - you'll miss thinking about it, looking for it
Sex by yourself, sex with a partner, sex with multiple partners...
No more summer nights that seem to go on forever...
Roller coasters....
Naming your kid the name you always wanted...
Making a difference in the world...
You'll miss the experience and pleasure of Hallucinogenics...
Watching your neighbor's wife change clothes with her blinds open...
A lifetime of masturbating...
Watching your favorite team sweep the series...
Music, you will definitely miss music...
Trying to sneak into your house drunk - three hours past your curfew...
You'll miss the blaze and glory of the 4th of July fireworks...
The taste of Captain Crunch...
If you're a boy, you'll miss the feeling the first time you reach up a girl's shirt...
If you're a girl, the feeling the first time you reach down a boy's pants...
You'll miss your favorite coat...
Waffles with whipped cream and strawberries...
Beating your friends at video games...
You won't be around to see what shape and color the new marshmallow in Lucky Charms will be...
You'll miss the feeling you get when reminiscing about your first love - thirty years after the fact...
The joy of giving and receiving at Christmas...
Skinny dipping...
Getting stoned, reading Green Eggs & Ham, and eating like a horse that got loose in the grain bin...
Flying cars...
Hey, you were born, finish what you started!"
- Bobby Gaylor - Suicide
Hey ... you know what... More Bobby Gaylor...
Hit a Guy with my Car by Bobby Gaylor
Hit a Guy with My Car
OK... That was not such a bad song... Pretty groovy... Reminded me of some things... But here's something else...
3030 by Deltron 3030
3030
Handsome Boy Modeling School - The Truth
Pretty sure the vocalist here is from Moloko... I don't know her name... But her voice... So signature...
So we move into...
Over and Over by Moloko
Over & Over
I've Been Thinking by Handsome Boy Modeling School
I've Been Thinking
Man ... These vocals... They Remind me of Poe and Esthero...
Virus
Next... some more of the same... In a good way...
Stroker Ace by Lovage
Stroker Ace
Man... I wish all of this was on the TouchTunes jukebox...
Stroke that shiny coat, stroking is the antidote!
Oh damn, that gives me an idea for the next song...
Antidote
Rock n' Roll (Could Never Hip Hop Like This) by Handsome Boy Modeling School
Handsome Boy Modeling School - Rock n' Roll (Could Never Hip Hop Like This)
Familiar Feeling
I think... Some Crazy... Some Crazy P... Some Crazy Penis... May be in order...
Maybe... We'll see... You know you love it...
I mean... Crazy P should be a familiar feeling to you by now... Right??
The World's Gone Mad by Handsome Boy Modeling School
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Go3J68h8eE
I mean... The world... HAS... Gone... Mad... We live in a mad world...
Handsome Boy Modeling School - The World's Gone Mad (Official Music Video)
Some Del The Funky Homosapien!
Strangers on a Train
tuban_muzuruCheck it out.
(The trumpet break at 0:34)
timoth‽@bobdobberson
I saw Handsome Boy Modeling School live at a music festival a long time ago. Forgot all about them until now. The only thing that I remember is that for some reason they had a guy onstage just drinking a martini and contributing nothing whatsoever to the music.
I saw Handsome Boy Modeling School live at a music festival a long time ago. Forgot all about them until now. The only thing that I remember is that for some reason they had a guy onstage just drinking a martini and contributing nothing whatsoever to the music.
@Neat_hot ahahahaha... That sounds awesome... Gotta have a martini...
Roknrol like the slur@roknrol helped me see the positive... for sure... :D
@bobdobberson Pulled me back from many ledges.
@roknrol I feel that, and I am glad that it did.
@bobdobberson Ask me when I'm out of mood levelers...should happen just in time for Xmas.
@roknrol that sucks... We need to get away from those meds... They help... But... They form dependencies...
@roknrol we are convinced we need them to exist... And we really don't... But we need more love... We need to love more...
@bobdobberson Only taking them to help quit smoking. Eight days so far.
Kind of nervous about being off of them, but i can't afford that crutch so i'll just have to figure it out.
And I still really want to smoke.
@roknrol I know this isn't the nicest thing I could do... But... Maybe just smoke? Maybe have a few. Maybe have one? Maybe you don't need to abstain completely... Just reduce and moderate...
@roknrol moderation is the HARDEST thing we can do.
@bobdobberson The heart disease is pretty advanced. If i keep smoking i doubt I'll see 60.
The want is still strong though.
@roknrol the want will always be there. To some degree... Probably... I mean, maybe some people can get over it ... Maybe you can too... But... I haven't been able to.
@roknrol we can't abstain from everything we need or ought to moderate... Which is why I am a big proponent of moderation...
@roknrol I might recommend Missouri Meerschaum pipes and some Prince Albert tobacco instead of cigarettes...
Not great... But maybe a little better... and... I dunno...
@bobdobberson It creeps, though, and that's the problem that I have.
A cigarette in the morning necesitates one in the evening. Oh, I'm out drinking with friends, one more won't hurt. Now some asshole thinks I'm looking at his girlfriend. Oh, I hope I get that job. Shit I hope that cop ignores me. Ad infinitum. Ad nauseum.
@roknrol are 2 cigarettes a day really /that/ bad for you?
@bobdobberson My cardiologist thinks so. He'll make more money if I keep smoking, so maybe?
@roknrol I mean... He makes more money the more scared you are of your heart...
@bobdobberson how so? I see him once every couple of years unless my heart gets worse, then he could justify more surgery. That's where the money is, from what I can tell.
@roknrol fair enough... Do you need to see him every few years?
@bobdobberson Probably not, as long as my health doesn't decline. Every few years for basic follow up stuff isn't so bad.
I don't tend to follow the recommendations and they can't offer a compelling reason for me to do so.
Basically, the damage that's been done is done and can't be fixed. I can theoretically stop it getting worse though. Since i noticed the decline for a better part of a decade before my heart attack, I don't really want that. I already struggle with super basic shit and I'm only 50.
I had my whole health history typed up but you probably don't want or need that. Basically if I keep smoking I'll be destined for a stroke. The next heart attack is likely to burst something and that's permanent.
@roknrol what damage? What caused the damage? Pack a day?
@bobdobberson Diet, genetics, smoking, city living. Genetics are apparently a big part. Smoking for 30 years did me no favors.
I have 99% blockage systemically. Ap.arently all of my internal organs are provided blood via periphery veins.
Moderation probably can work, but i am certainly addicted. That's the problem. None is not enough and one is too many sort of thing.