Fesshole 🧻Nov 24
I'm a married woman. I don't embarrass easily, but I've discovered recently that there's nothing more mortifying than not having to do a pregnancy test before a hospital procedure because you haven't had sex in ages.
Show threadAlan Miller  🇺🇦

@fesshole big difference with the US, where they'll do the test (because you might be lying) them charge insurance (or you) probably several hundred dollars for it (which with insurance will be negotiated down to under $50 most likely).

I say this because someone I went to college with had to pee on a stick recently before surgery. She's both trans and in her late 50s.

Nov 24 at 11:25pmWeb
Show threadAverage Punk Rock LoserNov 29
@fencepost @fesshole

I've had a hysterectomy, and when I looked at the rundown of services from a more recent surgery I saw a negative pregnancy test result. I assume they tapped my catheter? It was in the covered stuff so I didn't make a fuss, but I was hugely amused.