Me: I want to have more friends

Tech companies:

@lcamtuf

yo spreadsheet, tell me the sum of cols F, U, and K and ignore row 69.

@lcamtuf There is some real "truth in advertising" here -- imagine how pathetic to say about a person, "He's as much fun to chat with as a spreadsheet."
@lcamtuf Wait. What is this browser since it has bitwarden. I'm too poor to know about this.
@lcamtuf we're livin' the dream eh? 🤦‍♂️ /sarcasm
rude, spreadsheets are friends not f̵o̵o̵d̵ tools
@lcamtuf Next: "Person falls in love with spreadsheet."
@lcamtuf don't threaten @Libellule with a good time.
@lcamtuf @sboots #Alt4You image description (you may be able to update your post to make it more accessible): “chat with this spreadsheet” button in an application interface