I feel this needs to be repeated πŸͺ

The annoyance of cookie banners
doesn't come from the regulations, but from the malicious compliance of the corporations who want to exploit your personal data.

No data-harvesting cookies = No banner.
Simple.

My websites have no cookie banners,
because they don't use any non-essential cookies and don't track visitors.

Yours shouldn't either.

#Privacy #Cookies #PrivacyLaw

@Em0nM4stodon
I love seeing "We care about your experience" and "We care about your privacy". When one is blocking you from seeing their site because $$$ and the other they only did because they were legally required to

@chillybot @Em0nM4stodon

(1/2)
I had a weird experience (in the UK) where I wanted to buy a smart phone outright. In the scheme of things It wasn't a lot of many. A few hundred Pounds, Dollars, Euros.
They got the phone from stock, I had the cash and then they tried to get my name address phone number etc. I refused, they claimed they needed it for security, guarantee purposes. I said no and went to another retailer who were happy to take cash no questions asked.

@chillybot @Em0nM4stodon

(2/2) I relayed this story to a work college. He had a friend who worked in the store and told me they got Β£7 gbp for the data harvested when they sold a device.
They literally wouldn't sell me a device unless they data ambushed me.
This chain of stores had since gone out of business
And I have subsequently bought at least 3 more phones from the other store since. And family members had done the same on my recomendation.

@raymierussell so they just flat out lied to you about what they were going to use the data for
@maxoakland
Yeah, but I was only buying from them as it was convenient as the store I usually bought from happens to be in a different part of town. So I smelled a rat as I previously had never been required to give such information. So for the sake of an extra 20 minutes of my time travelling I decided to keep my info private. For UK folks it was Argos that I actually bought the device from. So that's was in/out cash transaction, with a polite refusal of an extended warranty at point of sale.
@maxoakland
The now defunct store chain that was data harvesting was "phones 4 you". Ironically they got screwed over by some of the networks who stopped allowing then reselling some of their services and pretty much disappeared overnight.
@raymierussell @chillybot @Em0nM4stodon Curry's / PC World do this as a matter of routine - - "for warranty purposes". This is not entirely honest. They resell the data. You can refuse to give them the information and rely on your receipt (sufficient under the Sale of Goods Act). Then a manager is summoned to enter a code in the point of sale computer to allow a sale without recording data. I never mind causing inconvenience and eye rolling.
@raymierussell @chillybot @Em0nM4stodon Sometimes if it's a young lady asking for my number I first say "That's very nice of you but I'm already married".
@samueljohnson @chillybot @Em0nM4stodon
Yeah, taking your details for guarantee purposes is nonsense. Even a receipt, although convenient, is ultimately not necessary. They should have a record of serial numbers (or other unique identifier) of stock that they sell.
I am not sure if they do this but it would seem sensible.

@raymierussell @chillybot @Em0nM4stodon With a receipt they're legally obliged to honour any warranty / fitness for purpose claim.

In principle, they may know whether they sold a specific item (some product model numbers, eg of printers, monitors, TVs are specific to certain outlets) but the onus is on the customer to prove where and when they bought it. An electronic payment record may suffice but isn't guaranteed.

Sad how many just blindly hand over data!

@chillybot @Em0nM4stodon When you see that, you know they’re lying to you
@Em0nM4stodon consent-o-matic is great on Firefox. I automatically, categorically, do not consent to any cookies under any circumstances
Ooh! I just installed this! It looks great!
@Em0nM4stodon
I totally agree. I build websites. No tracking. No banner. And my users are happy with their websites.

@Em0nM4stodon stupid question from a non-expert, but where do analytics fit into this? Not the "we want to analyse what you're buying" kind but the "how do you use our site" kind. Because I've noticed even government sites use the banner and presumably they don't sell your data.

I'm tangentially involved with building a public sector web portal, and we would like to understand if and where users struggle with the service. Or is that not done with cookies and/or would those class as essential?

@thecasualcritic
> we would like to understand if and where users struggle with the service. Or is that not done with cookies and/or would those class as essential?

Yes, is the short answer.

If the party who controls the website wants information about how the site is used, they have full access to the logs that are recorded by the site while each visitor is using it. GDPR has nothing to say against that, go digging through your own site logs as much as you like.

@Em0nM4stodon

@bignose that is only true if you do your own server side tracking. If you send the data to Google for doing this you need the banner. Google analytics is a third party and non essential.

@demiurg
> If you send the data to Google for doing this

Yes, and that counts as not having control over your own analytics.

The correct solution to β€œmust I warn my users, if I send their data to surveillance corporations?”

is: do not send your user's data to surveillance corporations.

@bignose I absolutely agree!
@bignose @thecasualcritic @Em0nM4stodon GDPR _does_ in fact say a lot about this if you are linking that to anything that is or _could_ become PII.

@thecasualcritic

@Em0nM4stodon

That's a good question. In ye old days we'd analyse the server logs. No cookies needed. I'd run a script that generated pretty graphs. The script was called 'Analog' if I remember correctly

Now you can use things like plausible.io, free for self hosted or pay them. It works without cookies using JavaScript and doesn't resolve the level of data you'd need to personally identify someone.

It tells me more than enough for my sites (work and play).

@thecasualcritic

If you go to any gov.uk website you’ll see a very simple cookie consent banner on most of them which basically only asks whether you agree to analytical cookies or rather not. Reason it’s so simple is that β€œstrictly necessary” (eg authentication) cookies are covered under implied consent and they don’t use anything else than analytics.
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@thecasualcritic @Em0nM4stodon I did some research on this. Basically all non single-hit analytics trigger a permission box of some form. Also, any single hit analytics collected via a SAAS will trigger a warning. Analytics are not considered essential. While I disagree, I understand the slippery slope carving an exception could represent even if done thoughtfully.
@Em0nM4stodon wait, so do login and cart cookies not require a banner then? I guess that makes sense, since no one is logging in with the expectation of not having an account or adding things to their cart with the expectation of not being able to buy them lol
@raphaelmorgan No, essential cookies don't fall in this category.
@demiurg well that's a load off my list of "things I need to figure out before seriously web hosting" then! This is great news for me as a developer lol it's so easy to simply not track people more than obviously needed
@Em0nM4stodon I just realised that clicking on the cookie banner allows them to set another cookie that remembers that you have fingers.

@Em0nM4stodon Just like all the sites that tell me I need to turn off my "ad blocker" so they can afford to provide me their service.

Except, I don't have an ad blocker -- I have a tracking blocker, which does not block ads that don't try to track me.

@Retreival9096 @Em0nM4stodon I have an adblocker because I shouldn't have to see ads in the first place, and I'll just find another way to view that content because there is no content online that's worth polluting my cognition with irrelevant distractions to consume it.
@three @Em0nM4stodon which is quite sensible. My brain is already so cluttered at my age that I feel I can spare a bit to pay for some services (like Mother Jones most recently).
@Em0nM4stodon My website is 100% static with 0 cookies and 0 JavaScript. It's just a collection of posts.
@Em0nM4stodon How about just regulating that browsers only may store essential cookies as a default setting? It was and is a total mistake to let a regular user decide on this.

@Em0nM4stodon As soon as you add a β€œselect your preferred language”, region, popup, user login, display preference, dynamic scrolling position, anything, you’ll have browser side state. The *vast* majority of websites have at least one of these features.

The privacy invading tracking is horrible and off the rails too of course.

But even if they didn’t do any of that, sites would still be advised by lawyers that they had to put up consent banners. It’s just too easy for any web designer working a ticket to add some little code library and end up creating a huge liability for the company.

@Em0nM4stodon
What's worse is the ones that say we won't let you refuse any unless you pay.

Then of course they still track you.

Never put the "sample" code for a typical social media icon on your site. It's a malicious tracker.

@raymaccarthy @Em0nM4stodon Best response to all such sites is to close the tab and move on.

Consider actively blocking them if a lot of other sites link to them, you don't want their crap loading at all.

@Em0nM4stodon exactly. Their goal is to induce β€œconsent fatigue” (and yes that’s the term they use) so that people just say yes and blame the regulation for making the experience annoying. It is annoying, but only because they’ve chosen to make it that way!
@Em0nM4stodon Unfortunately I've even heard from people whose bosses made them add these banners *despite having absolutely no cookies or tracking*. 🀦

@Em0nM4stodon

I don’t understand
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@Em0nM4stodon it is from the regulations though, the regulation is toothless.
@Em0nM4stodon also e.g. for gdpr even the eu official website have cookie banners https://european-union.europa.eu/index_en so this argument doesn't hold any water tbh.
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@shironeko @Em0nM4stodon GDPR is not toothless, and has been enforced on big and small tech.
@AeonCypher @Em0nM4stodon and what did that do, more cookie banners?
@AeonCypher @Em0nM4stodon if these laws work, adtech would be out of business in europe by now.

@shironeko @Em0nM4stodon You are just wrong. Like, completely and utterly have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.

The absolute cavalier way companies behaved with your data before GDPR... like, I saw it myself.

@AeonCypher @Em0nM4stodon the whole issue is that they have my data at all, and they still have my data, so where's the improvement?
@AeonCypher @Em0nM4stodon make GDPR a law that forbids collecting data and selling data and then tell me how good it is. as it stands it's just an annoyance.

@shironeko @Em0nM4stodon Oh, is this one of those leftist purity tests where anything less than the absolute is worthless.

Got it.

Same line of thinking that forced me to flee the US.

#FuckOff

@shironeko @Em0nM4stodon They don't have data you haven't consented to, and definitely not in ways that bind to your name.

Why do you think they have your data?

@shironeko @Em0nM4stodon I know for absolute certainty that corporations big and small are afraid of violating these laws and that engineering departments in any company >1m revenue have spent extensive resources on compliance.

#GDPR is, quite frankly, the most successful piece of civil-rights legislation that's been past in the 21st century.

How do I know? Because I've personally been working with companies on navigating these regulations for a decade. My current income is specifically from compliance engineering.

There's an enormous amount that this regulation did, and it would be hard to overstate how much more fucked we'd all be right now without it.

It is probably the only reason the ADF hasn't taken over Germany.

@AeonCypher @Em0nM4stodon okay that checks out, the only people that benefited from GDPR are lawyers.

@shironeko @Em0nM4stodon You, personally, have benefitted from it.

Like, I am beginning to wonder if you are actually here specifically to push a right-wing agenda by trolling as a clueless leftie.

@shironeko @Em0nM4stodon Here's the easiest way to frame it.

If it weren't working, Billionaires wouldn't be fighting it (and the EU AI Act) right now in the EU Data Omnibus legislation.

You are literally repeating and falling for right wing propaganda intentionally designed to direct your ire at the actual legislation protecting your rights.

The megacorps want nothing more than to make everyone cynical about regulations and laws that favor common people over them getting piles of cash.

@AeonCypher @Em0nM4stodon billionaires will fight any regulations that they didn't wrote, they want control, it doesn't matter if they can skirt around the law anyway. my issue is gdpr is easily skirted around by annoying everyone, make it stop.

@shironeko @Em0nM4stodon It's not skirted around. Just click no.

Jesus.

Also, GDPR does _WAY_ more than cookie banners. Even if you click yes, they _still_ have to protect your PII in ways they never did before.

@AeonCypher @Em0nM4stodon I know they have my data (and everyone else's data) because they're still in business, they are in the business of selling data!
@shironeko @Em0nM4stodon They don't need your data specifically. 40% of visitors accept the Cookie Banner by default.
@AeonCypher @Em0nM4stodon actually I do one thing still, assuming this 40% figure reflects reality somewhat. How much "unique" data do you or I have? very little. Most of the data that I care about are shared with some people in my life, it's sort of like genes except even more interconnected.

If I have the dna sequences of 40% of the people in your family tree, guess what I have? basically your dna sequences as well. Say I have 40% of the people's door bell videos on your street, do I actually need the video from your doorbell specifically to tell who went into your home? not really. mass surveillance is a collective problem, individual consent is pretty much useless.
@shironeko @Em0nM4stodon Even if I were to accept this, the fact that GDPR forces companies to divorce this data from PII is massive.
Even if they have your data, they don't know it's you.